Katy Walsvic’s challenge.
How fair is it to pay such a high fare?
Oh dear! Do I dare..
hire a limo to appear higher in status?
But for their wedding I must be there.
Claire had made it very clear to me,
That she and Ron will not run away.
His heart she had won, and today they will become one.
In the church they are greeted with lots of cheer
From family and friends, each already seated in a chair.
The seats are in rows each adorned with a rose.
They sing songs of praise and listen as the preacher prays
And sings a special hymn for her and for him.
After they were wed, they walked down the aisle,
With only thoughts of their honeymoon isle.
By the time they ate, it was after eight,
Left this place for their honeymoon after a meal of plaice.
First they rode on a carriage along the road,
Such a beautiful scene, they had never seen.
Then from the plane, they looked down upon the plain,
Soon, they were able to see the sea.
They both gasped as they saw their boat,
The one at the quay, with the golden key.
For some days before, in a daze she had been,
While he, during the whole ceremony, thought only of a hole.
Now she needed him as he kneaded her breasts.
She couldn’t bear the mosquitoes on her bare chest.
But they decided to ignore the ‘biting insects’,
And concentrate on their need to ‘bite in sex’.
It was an ‘honor’ to ‘offer’ all that he had,
And all night he was ‘on her’ and ‘off her’.