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I Contest That!
by Katy L Walsvik

Sunday, August 31, 2003

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50 million entrees.. I won't be waiting by the phone! (giggle)


How lofty be my arrogance
How high my goal!
Why, I've never e'en
Been surveyed
By my own telephone poll!


I kid you not....
Or else I kid you ever!
I get confused
When I'm enthused
About the 'ever/never'.

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Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 9/1/2003
This is so cute, brought me a smile, Katy.
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 9/1/2003
Ha, cute one Katy. 50 mil, wow. I am so happy I was away and didn't get to participate.

What is Debs writing here though, is he off his rocker?
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 9/1/2003
Just like you, Katydid, this poem is short and sweet. You win with me everytime!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 8/31/2003
This was cute..loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 8/31/2003
Cute and tricky
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/31/2003
Cute. And they read them all?
Reviewed by Christine Morell 8/31/2003
I love your humour, Katy...you always make me feel bright.
Love
~Chrissie
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/31/2003
never say never ever...this is a dead winner...geeez thats almost a phono something...hehehehe!!

love tinka
Reviewed by Patricia Gomes 8/31/2003
Your poetry NEVER fails to delight me! I can always count on you to bring a silly grin and a warm feeling to my world.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/31/2003
You and yourhumor are a treasure! my poems are being missed. hahaha, after first couple all the ones I wanted to enter are not!hahaha;-)!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 8/31/2003
Pessimists stand and be counted!
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 8/31/2003
LOL!! I ain't holding my breath either.....blue isn't my colour...:)

Gotta luv ya......Dani
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 8/31/2003
You're a winner in my contest Dear Lady.
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 8/31/2003
Hahaha! Nice write!
Reviewed by Veronica Hosking 8/31/2003
Cute! Reminded me of a poem someone once wrote me about "eating the word never".
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 8/31/2003
:) Ever/never dreams can come true, Katy! So sew your thoughts in red read, we'll hold our breaths breadths together! ;)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 8/31/2003
This was cute write Katy. Heeeheee!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 8/31/2003
lol Katy, that was the very same thoughts I had when I started looking at all the entries! I'm for sure not gonna hold my breath! Nor sit by my phone! Thanks Katy! Lisa
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