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by Sandra S Corona
Tuesday, September 02, 2003

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Big, red, swollen lips,
the sun kissed its' tips.
I'm allergic
(and it's tragic)
to the sun's rays.
Top lip touches nose--
swelled and then arose--
but still my lip grows.
It's a saucer,
a dinner plate . . .
WHOOPS! Popped! Too late!
Bottom lip to chin,
I can't force food in.
In fact, I barely speak
my voice a whisper, squeaks.
What a whooper,
where's the stopper . . .
WHOOPS! Popped! Too late!
I get some questions
'bout medications.
Someone's fantasy
is MY misery.
I'm allergic
(and it's tragic)
to the sun's rays.
I don't WANT big lips
so swollen that they rip!
I sup through a straw--
don't like THIS at all.
My reaction
is in fashion . . .
WHOOPS! Popped! Too late!

Kisses won't make it well
so I'm OUT for a spell!

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Reviewed by Birdie Houston 9/2/2003
Gee wiz that's a bad day ! Great poem Sandra it made me smile, and smile and smile !
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 9/2/2003
Ooogie, what an image. Reminds me of the sunburned upper lip I got on a trip to Canada. I was seven-years-old and miserable on what should have been one of the best times of my life. Hope your allergies die down soon.
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 9/2/2003
Wonderful sense of humour....but stay out of the sun...LOL.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/2/2003
OUCH. NOT good, sandra! sure hope you do feel better soon; sounds like you are feeling rather puny! your poem reminds me of the one i wrote called "allergy face", about a little girl named ronee' suffering from allergies. read it; it is rather humorous! think you'd like it! (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :( so it looks like someone popped you a good one in the kisser, eh?? poor baby....:(
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 9/2/2003
Good luck Sandra, your poem was very entertaining, even though you be paining, so I guess you'll be restraining. Get well soon.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 9/2/2003
Wow, Sandy! You have a great sense of humor (as well as a great lip?). Well, it shouldn't slow your brain or fingers down. LOL
Love ya!
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