Before y'all send the Diet Police, this is all in fun. Written out of wishful-thinkin'. And I like country music -- or anyway, a lot of it. For the titles alone!! Fac', I'm gettin' ready t'pen an Ode to Willie[hafta ask Willie Who, sorry forya}. Just wanted to write more light verse. 'Been inspired by David Manning & others in Friday Noon Poets. More on that subject in my next web-log. Might post News on the subject.
Thanks for all the positive comments and shared laughs...and tears. Means the world! Pea <3
No Pain, No Pain
Donít talk to me about discipline.
It hurts, and itís hard to rhyme.
Who wants to be rich and thin?
I say, Hold the line.
Somebodyís gotta stand up for Snickers
and Sex in the City.
So I get a little thicker.
Look at Conrad Twitty.
Ok, Iíd like to have money
and just the one chin.
Ainí goní happen, honey.
So letís not pretend..
Would say more, but Iím busy
trying to find the remote control.
Thinking about exercise made me dizzy.
Waní another Tootsie Roll?
Conway Twitty Tribute:)
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|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|Now how'd I miss this delightful wonder? Sorry 'bout that, Pea! Love your humor!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
|Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme
|Hi Pea - this is great fun and it certainly is a great Twitty Tribute :0)|
|Reviewed by Amor Sabor
|Now this is really cute and I love the flow. Great writing, Phyllis Jean.
|Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
|Ha ha ha ha ha ha...oh yes this is really good and you got it going on Pea, don't ever lose it! ;O)
Definitely loved this one!
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
|Funny write! How did you know I love country music? I LOVE country music, especially the legends like Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, Tammy Wynette, Patsy Cline, Hank, Sr., and Dolly Parton! (((HUGS))) and love, your traditional country music lovin' friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D|
|Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
|Oh, a gal after my own heart...but keeps your paws offa my Snickers bars! LOL!
Cute write, Pea!
|Reviewed by Tami Ryan
|Omigosh - I love your sense of humor, Peaj!!! (Hell, who needs Sex in the City? I say, Sex in the Country, Sex on the Couch, Sex on the... Oops, I'm gettin' carried away here.) Anyway... I laughed hysterically - couldn't stop. (Me thinks I need to hang out with you more often.)
Thanks for this howling laugh! (And we're not even gonna discuss the Tootsie Roll thing...)
|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|LOL cute write!|
|Reviewed by E. Richardson
|hahahaha! Loved this...by the way..I also love Snickers and Sex in the City....Good job!|
|Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
|Not that I've ever had days like that, but I understand it happens to other people. Actually I quit watching TV. Lost the remote -- too much work having to get up and change the channels, then the food on my lap rolls to the floor... it's a mess.
Thanks for sharing this. Got a big kick out of it!
|Reviewed by Calendula Petal
|HAHAHAHAHA....YESSSSSSS! *cough cough* all in moderation of course....
|Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
|Funny and light. Watch out for that tootsie roll around your middle. LOL