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Books
· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story


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· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able


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· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}


Poetry
· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

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· Second Appearance in Leann Marshall's Sketch Notes

· New Appearance in The Yarn Spinner

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy Featured at Creative Thinkers Intnl

· Poem to Appear in Sketchbook

· Poems to Appear in Sensations' 21st Century Issue

· In Richard Lee King's The Price of Freedom

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  No Pain, No Pain :))
by Phyllis Jean Green
Thursday, September 04, 2003


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Before y'all send the Diet Police, this is all in fun. Written out of wishful-thinkin'. And I like country music -- or anyway, a lot of it. For the titles alone!! Fac', I'm gettin' ready t'pen an Ode to Willie[hafta ask Willie Who, sorry forya}. Just wanted to write more light verse. 'Been inspired by David Manning & others in Friday Noon Poets. More on that subject in my next web-log. Might post News on the subject.
Thanks for all the positive comments and shared laughs...and tears. Means the world! Pea <3
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No Pain, No Pain

Donít talk to me about discipline.
It hurts, and itís hard to rhyme.
Who wants to be rich and thin?
I say, Hold the line.

Somebodyís gotta stand up for Snickers
and Sex in the City.
So I get a little thicker.
Look at Conrad Twitty.

Ok, Iíd like to have money
and just the one chin.
Ainí goní happen, honey.
So letís not pretend..

Would say more, but Iím busy
trying to find the remote control.
Thinking about exercise made me dizzy.
Waní another Tootsie Roll?

Conway Twitty Tribute:)


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Now how'd I miss this delightful wonder? Sorry 'bout that, Pea! Love your humor!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme
Hi Pea - this is great fun and it certainly is a great Twitty Tribute :0)
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Now this is really cute and I love the flow. Great writing, Phyllis Jean.
Amor
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...oh yes this is really good and you got it going on Pea, don't ever lose it! ;O)
Definitely loved this one!
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Funny write! How did you know I love country music? I LOVE country music, especially the legends like Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, Tammy Wynette, Patsy Cline, Hank, Sr., and Dolly Parton! (((HUGS))) and love, your traditional country music lovin' friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
Oh, a gal after my own heart...but keeps your paws offa my Snickers bars! LOL!

Cute write, Pea!

Julie :)
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Omigosh - I love your sense of humor, Peaj!!! (Hell, who needs Sex in the City? I say, Sex in the Country, Sex on the Couch, Sex on the... Oops, I'm gettin' carried away here.) Anyway... I laughed hysterically - couldn't stop. (Me thinks I need to hang out with you more often.)

Thanks for this howling laugh! (And we're not even gonna discuss the Tootsie Roll thing...)

Hugs,
Tami
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL cute write!
Reviewed by E. Richardson
hahahaha! Loved this...by the way..I also love Snickers and Sex in the City....Good job!
Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Not that I've ever had days like that, but I understand it happens to other people. Actually I quit watching TV. Lost the remote -- too much work having to get up and change the channels, then the food on my lap rolls to the floor... it's a mess.

Thanks for sharing this. Got a big kick out of it!

Carmen
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
HAHAHAHAHA....YESSSSSSS! *cough cough* all in moderation of course....
loved it!
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Funny and light. Watch out for that tootsie roll around your middle. LOL
Best regards,
Leland
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