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fire on the fountain
by Duke LaRance

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Just my spin on an incident that was all to sad but true ; with apologies to The Marshall Tucker Band.

i was shootin' pocket pool
there downtown yesterday
i looked an' saw a big ol' injun
drivin' fast away
he'd hustled all money
now i'm shorty cash
he burglarized my pickup truck
and took off with my stash


now the wind is roarin' thru my ears
with a fire down below
i'd gone and shot my nut
an' i really did explode


i stuck my .40 calibre deep down in my pants
i was sh-shakin' like i had saint vitus dance
i was locked and loaded
and squoze off one quick shot
you shouldduh seed what happened
to the nut that i shot


'cause i fired deep down in my pants
and i really got my nut
now i got an empty feelin'
deep down there in my gut


now i hope that's somethin'
that i never do again
i have only got one nut (left)
an' he is my best friend
so next time that i shoot my nut
'specially by my own hand
i hope that i don't blow him off
into the promised land


an' i'll always deeply rue the day
i shot off my right nut
i'll always have an empty feelin'
deep down in my gut
now the wind is roarin' 'tween my ears
there's a burnin' down below
i'd shot off my right nut
an' it really did explode


copyright (c) 2003/duke larance, dba raoul abrasive litanies

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Reviewed by Jimmy Holder
Funny! lol
Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa
..well talk about a weird sense of humour..LOL..you sure a different!!!
great!!!
Vesn
Reviewed by Penprincess Matthews (Reader)
Wonderful tale Duke ;0

PenPrincess
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
:)

no need to apologize, duke...this is a hoot and a holler *meanin' it's damn funny and damn good* LOL

great job--you've penned a winner to my library

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :) *still smilin'* :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Very funny, would have been a lament if you got the guy in the middle;-)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Ouch! That hurts!...Uuuuummmmm!...I'm speechless!...

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o(
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
LOL...this is really good Duke...you have made me glad I am now a woman <Winking, Smiling> whose younger hustling days are over!
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
I can laugh; I'm female. I think I hear some guys goaning in sympathy. Great write.

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