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A Black Cat
by Tyler Joseph Wiseman
Wednesday, September 24, 2003
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A Black Cat

A black cat
A black cat hopped
A black cat hopped up the tree
A black cat hopped up the white tree
A Siamese
A Siamese bounced
A Siamese bounced up the willow
A Siamese bounced up the white willow
A white cat
A white cat leaped
A white cat leaped up the tree
A white cat leaped up the black tree
An albino
An albino jumped
An albino jumped up the oak
An albino jumped up the black oak
A patchwork cat
A patchwork cat clawed
A patchwork cat clawed up the bark
A patchwork cat clawed up the clear bark
Today a dog ate a Calico

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Reviewed by Norma Phillips (Reader) 4/8/2004
Tyler, I have a black stately cat! I'm going to use your poem to help readers in the public schools as I am an educator.
Reviewed by Jackie Brooks 9/25/2003
I clicked on this one because I like cats and have four of them, plus the one from next door who prefers our house. The last line was a surprise, I just hope that dog stays away from my house, and away from my Calli, a cute little Calico. Earlier this year, I lost a 14 year old fluffy black and white cat to a local farmers dogs.
Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader) 9/24/2003
I like what you've done here. You think you know what to expect and then that last line comes like a kick in the guts. This a very refreshing piece.

Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader) 9/24/2003
Poor calico. Rich write.
Reviewed by Christine Morell 9/24/2003
Very witty piece. I enjoyed it.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/24/2003

colorful write! i enjoyed *poor little kitty*

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Jessica Stanfield 9/24/2003
This is funny and very creative! I enjoyed it a lot.
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