Went to the Flea Market,
bought me some fleas.
I taught them good manners--
say 'thank you' and 'please'.
I open a circus;
somebody sneezed.
If you see fleas flying
without a trapeze
please send me an email
and my fleas, don't squeeze.
Sneezing, coughing, cover
else I'll train some bees.
We have a huge booking
down in Belize.
They've made us a domed home,
one squats on their knees.
Remember September
when I had my fleas.