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For The Love Of Pie
by Londis Carpenter

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

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For The Love Of Pie


I don't care much for cookies and cake.

Though to my taste ice cream rates quite high.

But I love the smile a clown will make

When he's hit in the face with a pie.

There's a reason for the clown to smile,

Which exceeds all the paint on his face.

There's a thing about pie that's more worthwhile

Then its lucious and sweetly tart taste.

Clown are icons of all the things kid's enjoy.

They are symbols ,which children hold dear,

Of fun and laughter and playing with toys

And perhaps an occasional tear.

And grandmother's pie has a value

Most American folks will esteem

With things like baseball and red, white and blue,

Things supporting America's dream.

Nothing I find can ever replace

(And believe me I look and I try)

A clown's smile when he takes a hit in the face

With grandma's American pie.


Pie In The Face
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Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 10/1/2003
Like my grandfather and father before me, I never eat pie or cake, but I love to eat everything else.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 10/1/2003
Lonny.. yes, it's cute.. yes, it's funny.. it's also sentimental and heartwarming.. also sweet (puns intended) and very thoughtful.. make mine lemon meringue! I once was in the company of the great Emmet Kelly.. forevermore, clowns, for me, are a lump in the throat AND a sparkle in my eye. I love this poem! katy xox.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/30/2003
Most interesting...ya don't pull that finger...or you might get a pooh instead of a pie!!..hehehehehehe!!

Love You write anyway!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader) 9/30/2003
Thanks for the chuckle.
I went to a circus once and saw Crusty the Clown. If you ever see him, no matter what he says, don't ever pull his finger. Trust me on this one.
Reviewed by L M (Reader) 9/30/2003
This is so good. I gotta find pie apple pie.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 9/30/2003
This is trully a MAGNIFICENT PIECE of most precious proportions!!!! I read it and then called Gaby in and she read it and smiled and laughed and laughed...then she said, "Mommy is he a poet or a pie in the face eating clown???" LOL LOL LOL
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 9/30/2003
"For The Love Of Pie"... this is golden!
A lovely creative and inspiring masterpiece.

I Salute You, Poet Londis Carpenter.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 9/30/2003
I never get tired of the pie joke either :-) Wonderful write and interesting viewpoints.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/30/2003

this was too funny--excellent

hit me like a pie in the face *blap* and put a smile on it *thanks*

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :D
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/30/2003
too cute; enjoyed! thanks for sharing, lonny! :D (((HUGS))) and love, your texas friend, karen lynn.
Reviewed by Transcendental Poet (Reader) 9/30/2003
LOL, I love the ending..entire piece is hilarious..
Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader) 9/30/2003
I love to watch clowns this was very good.
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