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The stone saga...
by Lynn Barry

Saturday, October 11, 2003

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No stone?

I have a good sized kidney stone
I saw it on the scan
The pain I felt
Has gone away
So has the stone?
I have to ask

I'm experiencing a bit of guilt
For feeling this darn good
Perhaps the rock thing
And I won't have to partake

In that procedure
Where they take
Some sound waves
To my back
And blast away
At that hard stone
So it will crack
Whack whack...

--a girl can dream--

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Reviewed by Rodd Jokre 10/22/2003
Good write! Cheers to you!
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 10/13/2003
nice witty little piece Lynn, glad you're feeling great. G
Reviewed by Lee Garrett 10/12/2003
Very nice--rife with gentle wit and guarded optimism.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 10/11/2003
I hope you have good luck with the stone. Maybe the stone rolled on out.
I love your positive attitude. (Axelson thingy?)
Love ya cuzz your Lynn............
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