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  Argyle Knits Me a Queer Sweat Her
by Sara Coslett
Wednesday, November 12, 2003

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How pretentious can you get
When you describe the purpose of your prose’s intent.
Let’s start with your Sonnet’s
That always make me want to vomit.
are as empty as your Blank Verse
Which makes my mouse do a complete reverse.
Have you forgotten that the dictionary is quite thick,
As you hopelessly try your hand at Limerick
Then there are times when you default to Haiku
Which despite what my friend says, is not always “hi IQ.”
But when the chips are down, you write Free Verse.
Knowing your brain can’t pull together a Rhymed Verse.
Then we have your Quatrain.
Oy gevalt! What a pain.
In the end me thinks that your Encomium for self
Is in fact the source of your deep seated delirium, nothing else.
Finally as my parting shot I must confess,
What's with those damn Argyle vests?

Oh I am so bad tonight…
This is what happens when I don't get enough kisses.


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Reviewed by Gary Gebert 11/15/2003
Glad I don't have any vests. In your face writing! Great feeling.

Reviewed by serenety L 11/13/2003
That's quite heavy. Wonder what comes next.
Somebody should better make sure that you get what you want / need.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/13/2003
Such a naughty little girl. I can see it on that photo in your Bio!
Reviewed by Oirdheirc Mor (Reader) 11/13/2003
Hi Sara,
Would you have ventured into the higher valences of thought by any chance, you power crazy creature you.
Oirdheirc Mor
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 11/13/2003
Genesis rises it lofty head, looks around and slams all us pretentious souls. Good job at more or less leveling the literary snobs.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 11/13/2003
All one would need now to complete this wonderful poem is a pair of white crew socks worn calf high and with brown sandals. This is the BEST.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/12/2003
Very creative and interspersed with humor. Thank you.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 11/12/2003
great i like it very creative

Reviewed by jude forese 11/12/2003
this is great! luv it!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/12/2003
Most interesting Sara??

You mingled my brain here...where did I put my dictionary..
can't find it?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/12/2003
Now this is what I call ingenuity...the title too is brilliant!You outdid yourself with this Sara...Hope he likes it;-)
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