Puppy dogs and kitty cats,
When it comes to love thatís where itís at.
Parakeets and screeching birds,
We speak of them in many words.
A slithering snake or a mouse so fine,
To me thatís where I draw the line.
But a chubby pig who grunts and snorts,
And freely through the house cavorts.
Of this my mind does not compute
How can you think a pig is cute?