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kitty s rant for doggie (revised, repost for contest)
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

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kung fu kitty!

i m warnin you
don t you come near me
you d best be
backin youself up
you stupid pup
as fast as you can

i m warnin you
gone draw back a nub
just a stub
if you attack me
sweet li l kitty
gone go ballistic

i m warnin you
invadin my space
with you face
i said, back off now
ya stupid chow
talk bout stupid dogs

i m warnin you
gonna kick you butt
stupid mutt
claw you all over
that s right rover
dog you goin dowwwwwwn

i m warnin you
i don t wanna kiss
hear me hiss
awright that s it man
gonna kick you can
you wanna piece of me

i m warnin you
smell my tuna breath
instant death
feel razor sharp claws
upon you jaws
it s kung fu kitty

i m warnin you
hiiiiiiyaaaaaa you butt s mine
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee clothes line
awhwwwwwwwwwwwww chop chop chop
biffff bammmm boppppp
dog s out like a light

(C) karla dorman, 2003/revised 2003.

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Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry 11/22/2003
Oh, Karla, this is a hoot! I enjoyed every line and could see that adorable cat in action. By the way, I used to be your Fort Worth neighbor: North Richland Hills, Watauga, Colleyville ~~Bonnie Q
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 11/21/2003
Hey I thought u liked us puppies, Aunt Karla? Daddy said u was a nice person and u had a nice kittie...I am a smart doggy but I look a little like a chow. But the only thing about chow about me, is that I like to eat stuff like chow! LOL! Peace, Rufuz (oh yeah, and Ed)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/21/2003
Cute. I love cats and this is great. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 11/21/2003
How did I miss this I wonder! Enjoyed this Karla.
Reviewed by jude forese 11/21/2003
very cute kitty write...funny...
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/20/2003
This is a cute write LOL.
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader) 11/20/2003
Hahahaha I could just picture this scene......what a great write.
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 11/20/2003
LOL....great write.
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang 11/20/2003
I LOVE your sense of humor Karla!
This made me smile big time!
Thanks for reviewing my work!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/19/2003
Haaaaaaaaaajiyaaaaaaaa write Karla!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 11/19/2003
God Bless
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/19/2003
LOL! Wonderful to see the repost of this! great write Karla!;-)
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 11/19/2003
Oooooooooooo my lawdy you and Kung Fu Kitty got me laughing so hard I gots to ...
This is way to cute and funny, oh my I love your sense of humor!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo K A R L A!
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 11/19/2003
Karla: You have an INCREDIBLE sense-of-humor!!!! This is a wonderful poem. I read once that humor is the most difficult thing there is to write, and you have done it extremely well in this cute little kung fu kitty poem. Be proud and continue to write more humor.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/19/2003
Tuna breath, hey? Great write, Karla. Enjoyed!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/19/2003


HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! KITTY S BACK! What a funny and riotous write; I laughed my little A** off! SOOOOO goooood to be reading about kitty s foibles again; i have missed that little purrbucket s adventures (or is it MISadventures, in HER case??)! ENJOYED! PLEASE do write more about kitty; i LOVE her!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D (Kitty s #1 fan)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 11/19/2003
Heh heh heh,,,I am glad I am not your doggy with that bad kitty living there.....cute Karla....floria
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