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  Christmas Fairies
by Sara L Russell
Thursday, December 04, 2003

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[A sonnet for children (For best results, read aloud in the style of Michael Caine). Sketch by Sara L. Russell. See also sonnet: Harley's Christmas, in links top of this page.]

The Christmas Fairies know when you've been good,
They also have an inkling when you're bad.
When pixies drink too much, when gnomes are rude,
The fairies know; it makes them boiling mad.
They'll shake white pepper down your chimney flue
Instead of fairy dust, on Christmas Eve,
To make sure Santa will not visit you -
He'll be sneezing so hard, he'll have to leave.
Do not anger the fairies, they are strong,
Their justice is the ninja's deadly code;
Written for those who can't tell right from wrong,
Stay well away from mischief's rocky road.
Eat all your greens and don't forget to pray,
Lest Tinkerbell should steal your toys away.

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Reviewed by Silke Lance, Dr. Ph (Reader) 12/10/2004
Awww...I LOVE this! :-)
Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 12/17/2003
Cute. I love fairies, and goblins, and elves, and dwarves, and .... oh well. You get the picture.
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 12/13/2003
Sketch is too cool, I love fairies and I am glad that I no longer have a fire-place, lol. ;) I read it aloud with my southern twang and it was great. :) Happy Holidays!

Love, Janet xoxoxo
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 12/6/2003
Sara my little girl Gabriella loved this, and so did I too!
Reviewed by Ian Thorpe 12/6/2003
Loved this Sara.
But it worked better for me in the style of Bob Hoskins, Sara.
But I remember Caine best from Get Carter.
BTW someone suggested a great career opportunity for you below. You could make a fortune designing tatoos.
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 12/5/2003
Love your writing I'll read this tomorrow morning to my Daughter. ....In my best MC

Your sketch is amazing.....I love fairies.....ty, Dani
Reviewed by jude forese 12/4/2003
well written ... the pic would make a great tatoo ...
Reviewed by Kurt Kitasaki (Reader) 12/4/2003
Well written poetry. The writing was very smooth and concise.

Reviewed by William Bonilla 12/4/2003
cute Sara
very christmasy
happy holidays


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