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Ode to my Water Bra
by Jacqueline Druga-Marchetti

Saturday, December 06, 2003

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Not a deep literary piece, a fun one, to reflect how I felt after that wonderful pruchase.

I used to live in a world of shame
Hiding in large clothing
Hoping no one would take notice
Bu they did
I chuckle at their comments
What choice do I have?
I could show my pain. But I know the truth
My breasts by no means are large
They are small with potential
A whim trip and a checkbook ended all that
Her name was Gloria
She enlightened me
She gave me a water bra
Forty bucks, the secret of a century
A secret that transforms
Suddenly it was as if I didn’t have children
My second puberty
The handy bra makes my breasts round
I am cleavage city
I want to touch them
Everyone wants to touch them.
I wear tight shirts once more.

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Reviewed by jude forese 12/6/2003
ok ... when can i give them a try ;)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 12/6/2003
Now all someone needs to do is invent some water undies. Then everybody can have a butt like J.Lo.
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 12/6/2003
So when you going swimming? You'll be able to stay afloat no doubt... smiles... I've just recently heard of these, and thought maybe my little ones could use something like that.... 40 bucks, huh? hmmmmmmm stay strong...
In Spirit,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/6/2003

good on you! it's a whole lot less traumatic than a boob job

only thing is, don't pop it (whatta mess) LOL

love this honest write--i have a water bra, too (my bosoms are on the...shall we say...droopy side age will do that...but my water bra makes me look VA VA VOOOOOM LOL)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Amor Sabor 12/6/2003
That has to be one of the greatest thing one can do for themselves...if they really feel the need to do so. It is more important for a woman to feel that good about themselves by doing whatever it takes short of surgery. Beautiful story in this write.
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