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by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

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From the "ID of ED" and his fogged mind...



This is so small as your supposed to whisper,

That’s why the poem is called “murmur.


To whisper is to do so quietly,

Into ones ear or thereabouts,

Let us hope that person’s ear,

Does not look like yellow grout,

Ewww, get out…


To whisper is to murmur,

Per the Oxford Dictionary,
But the small print is making me think of,

Doing the hari-kari thing,

Don’t worry, only a poem, kinda like TV,

Nothing is real, everyone lies…


Wait, am I real or am I murmuring?

If I am not real, then I must be lying as well…?

Does any of this make any “cents”?

As I have thought that this might sell.


It’s been fun totally mixing you up,

I will stop again and do the same, and don’t worry I will bring my pup!



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Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 12/18/2003
well done. a fine write.
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 12/17/2003
Wow Ed, I am glad it is just a whisper...when said murmur, I felt sure it was of the heart abnormality type....Whew...great write.....Allen
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 12/17/2003
Wait, let me find my glasses. Okay, there it is. Cute!

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