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An "Artless" Guy...
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, December 18, 2003

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I like Art, especially Sears, Kmart & Walmart art...ed



I lean towards Sears, Kmart or Wal-Mart art,

No Van Gogh’s or anything expensive right from the start,

I enjoy ocean and shore scenes,

They are closest to my heart,

Rene’ feels the same way as she is my counterpart.


I’ve never been very artistic,

Well at least not with painting,

But I can paint a mean wall, at least in part,

Only do well with the base paint,

As someone else has to do the top coat,

Someone with more, I assume, smarts.


When we are together, I and my sweetheart,

She is the artsy one, I the old fart,

I can’t be attracted to most pictured art,

But some, like that of some artists of the rock music vein,

I can peruse, or otherwise to, be drawn.


As you can see, art is not something I know well,

But whatever and what the hell,

I know something about the subject,

As neither of us are in anyway,


        Anti-Art!                                             (ed)

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Reviewed by A PAX 12/21/2003
Whatever floats your boat....u gotta look at it nobody else
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/18/2003
Great write and I loved the photo of the painting that you shared.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/18/2003
Ed, enjoyed this, quite a work of Art.
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle 12/18/2003
Hey Ed!

You and me there at K-Mart, lookin' stuff over. BIG ART is good. little art takes too much time to balance with all the other little arts. Thanks!
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