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Pet humor this would be better categorized as...ed

Dogs & Cats…


It’s a well-known fact that cats hate dogs,

The fact is even documented in FBI files,

Note the picture attached, it shows where they’re at,

The reason for this hate, no one knows & not talking are the cats,

They are both four legged & leave piles.


Granted cats are a bit more tedious,

With their choice to poop,

But it’s all the same in the end,

Dogs do try, when it’s their time,

They turn and look the other way,

And hope you don’t look, they contend.


Dogs are my choice, as you might already know,

But cats, while they are not my choice can be a part of my show,

But for only a short time as my breathing,

When around they are,

Seems to become considerably slow.


My choice would not be to not be able to blow,

Nor take in a hit,

As my allergies they give me, a fit!

Only cats and cigarettes bother me in such a way,

Both I would rather not be around,

But sometimes I find I can’t avoid both in my day…


So in the end, dogs win, paws down…                             {ed}    

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner


like the kitty i saw yesterday, walking to my best friend's house...this kitty (maine coon, which are HUGE cats) was sitting by a fence, and this doggie snuck up on it and barked...kitty literally went straight up into the air, POOOOOF, swelled up to five times its size and made the most terrifying screeching/hissing/spitting sounds...tail was HUGE...i got so tickled, i almost fell down laughing

dogs and cats: eternal enemies

and love the write and the pic is ADORABLE (and so are you and rufuz *wOof*)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :) *still chuckling*
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
hilarious picture; ed, you are so funny! and this is cute; enjoyed~ (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Ed, I hate to admit it, but I supply both dogs and cats in their never-ending war. Hey, I have to make a living! PS Does Rufus need any ammo??
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Yeah Ed, how did you get the cat to pose? Is that an AK47? Great write my friend...LOL
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Cute picture and write and have to wonder how you got the cat to let you take this photo! :-)
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