Gonna Be Cold Outside Tonight (At Least She Could Have Let Me Have The Couch!)
by Rodd Jokre
Friday, December 19, 2003
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All men know that they WANT to say it... ;-)
Now I'm not sure if it'll matter,
I wasn't in a mood to flatter!
The egg nog was flowing, mixed with the batter!
But my mother-in-law loves to chatter,
and I MIGHT have slipped up and said she may look a little fatter!
It was on now!
Soon I found out that I'm nearly worthless!
on top of not knowing how to dress,
and how my hairline is beginning to regress,
my t-shirt with beer and bbq, dear God, yes,
it's certainly a mess!
How I won her daughters heart, she'll never guess,
cause she knew I'd never be a success!
Bad idea lady, I'm drunk,
as a skunk!
I understand you don't think I'm a hunk!
Understandable, I'm giving off a bit of a funk,
but honestly, have you seen that extra junk
in your trunk?
off to the couch for me!
Sorry dear, that'll happen.
But since I'm going there anyway,
I might as well get in one last gasp!
Honey, I love every quality you've gotten from her.
Her manners are first-class,
at times a bit crass,
an attitude that has a bit of sass,
but I thank God everyday you did get
her ass! ;-)
Ok, off to bed now. I'm gonna be doing dishes and buying flowers for while to make up for this one! ;-) Merry X-mas!
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|Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)
|Rodd, This is loudly comical to say the least hahaha.
Entertaining and wonderful write!
|Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
|Flowers AND a diamond tennis bracelet, if you ask me! LOL! Good one, Rodd!
|Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
|Oh this is wonderful thank you I really enjoyed.
|Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry
|This is so good, Rodd: funny as all get-out... no pun intended! ~~Bonnie Q|
|Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
|Hee, hee, you done it again?
Have a spirit filled Holiday!
|Reviewed by John Bidwell
|I get "Invited" to the cat litter box for certain slips.
This was wonderful. Glad it wasn't me this time.
|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|LOL you are doomed to some very cold nights.|
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|I've got plenty of room in my garage for you. I seem to spend a lot of time there myself!|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Yeah Rodd...I think I get it...go do the dishes...lol!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
|Reviewed by Tami Ryan
|Too funny, Rodd. Thanks for the laugh. (And ummm... yep, you'd better get to the florist - and fast!)|
|Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
|lol yes I can foresee many flower arrangements from you to her for quite some time in the future...*but I just had to laugh* Lisa|