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Gonna Be Cold Outside Tonight (At Least She Could Have Let Me Have The Couch!)
by Rodd Jokre

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All men know that they WANT to say it... ;-)

Now I'm not sure if it'll matter,
I wasn't in a mood to flatter!
The egg nog was flowing, mixed with the batter!
But my mother-in-law loves to chatter,
and I MIGHT have slipped up and said she may look a little fatter!
It was on now!
Soon I found out that I'm nearly worthless!
on top of not knowing how to dress,
and how my hairline is beginning to regress,
my t-shirt with beer and bbq, dear God, yes,
it's certainly a mess!
How I won her daughters heart, she'll never guess,
cause she knew I'd never be a success!
Bad idea lady, I'm drunk,
as a skunk!
I understand you don't think I'm a hunk!
Understandable, I'm giving off a bit of a funk,
but honestly, have you seen that extra junk
in your trunk?
Uh oh,
off to the couch for me!
Sorry dear, that'll happen.
But since I'm going there anyway,
I might as well get in one last gasp!
Honey, I love every quality you've gotten from her.
Her manners are first-class,
at times a bit crass,
an attitude that has a bit of sass,
but I thank God everyday you did get
her ass! ;-)

Ok, off to bed now. I'm gonna be doing dishes and buying flowers for while to make up for this one! ;-) Merry X-mas!

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Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)
Rodd, This is loudly comical to say the least hahaha.
Entertaining and wonderful write!

Reviewed by Julie Donner Andersen
Flowers AND a diamond tennis bracelet, if you ask me! LOL! Good one, Rodd!

Julie :)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Oh this is wonderful thank you I really enjoyed.

Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry
This is so good, Rodd: funny as all get-out... no pun intended! ~~Bonnie Q
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Hee, hee, you done it again?
Have a spirit filled Holiday!
Reviewed by John Bidwell
I get "Invited" to the cat litter box for certain slips.
This was wonderful. Glad it wasn't me this time.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL you are doomed to some very cold nights.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I've got plenty of room in my garage for you. I seem to spend a lot of time there myself!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Yeah Rodd...I think I get it...go do the!!

Thanks for the laugh!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Too funny, Rodd. Thanks for the laugh. (And ummm... yep, you'd better get to the florist - and fast!)
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
lol yes I can foresee many flower arrangements from you to her for quite some time in the future...*but I just had to laugh* Lisa
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