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Lady! will you let me by?
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

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My Uncle really did this. He always bumps people in the butt with his cart to get by. Happy Holidays Everyone!




Uncle+++ Excuse me lady, I need to get by
Excuse me lady, I need to get by

Well ok then here goes, bump!

Lady+++Hey Mr. Monkey Man, you bumped your cart into my butt

Uncle+++Oh, I'm sorry lady, I didn't realize you were there with six other people blocking the aisle

Lady, I really need to get by so I can finish my Christmas shopping, and I really don't want to play bumper carts with your butt

Lady+++You're a very rude man. I hope your Christmas will suck

Uncle+++Lady, if you want to visit with your friends go to church!

12/22/03
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Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Good for him! LOL ;) Silver
Reviewed by Divinity 11
what a great sketch!
until i read i wondered why he looked like a monkey

jessica
aka
gypsie
Reviewed by Jim Dunlap
Yes, it is funny in one way, but I can envision a situation where he could get himself shot. Happy New Year.
Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)
Totally hilarious LOL, thank you for this! Your sketches are just wonderful!

Happy New Year

Sheila
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
HAHAHAHAHAHA great laugh here...I see it runs in the family....the humour I mean...Have a great New Years day Ron....floria
Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa
Maan..you're a scream!!! LOL!!
Thanks for the laugh..the scetch is superb!!

Vesna :)

Happy New year!!!
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Ron, Ron, Ron...you are one creative genius. May you have a joyous Holiday season.
Amor
Reviewed by Nancy D.
You know how to cheer me up, I really needed to read this just for a smile. Thank you Ron.

Nancy
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
fantastic presentation....BHUWAN
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Ron this is outstanding
sounds like the stores
I've been shopping

Happy Holiday
William
Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme
The holiday makers from North of where I live come to holiday in my small town..their cars and shopping trolleys are a menace to sanity! Wish you'd send your uncle here to help out :0)
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
I ram them in the butt and then turn around like I didn't do it just to see if they say anything, one in a hundred does, oh but that one is something.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Sketch and words complement each other to elicit humor and that is good. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by Birdie Houston
I saw a man like that the other day he thought his butt was a king sized bumper! Cool write!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
This was great Ron, I hate people who block the isle! ha ha, love the sketch!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
Ron, this drawing is great! I hit a woman in the butt with my wagon in toys-r-us this week, lol i said, "oh, i'm sorry!" And i saw it going toward it and stopped it, then i had to see something and it hit her. she was nice about it.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
(((ron)))

you are a mess--and we are all the better for it

someone runs into me, though...they better be runnin the other way LOL cause i'm gonna run OVER them LOL *not really* but i sure want to LOL

adorable write and that pic LOL

the merriest of christmases to you and yours, dear friend

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
AMAZING work, Ron!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
too cute, sketchman; but if your uncle ran into me, i am sorry, but i may hit him a good one with my crutch! i HATE it when people run into me; i am always afraid i am gonna' fall when they run into me (i have done so several times!)! i think that's rude! but this is a truly delightful poem and the sketch is priceless! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D merry christmas and a very happy new year to you and yours!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
O' Ronny babe you are a nut case just like me!!

I hate Christmas shopping...my heels are alway six feet behind me underneith someone elses cartwheels!!
And my knees knocked to bear the painn!!

Love and huggs and many smooooches and the Happiest Christmas ever okay and..and....what ever!!!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Trixie Love
LOL...
Ron, One thing that I can
count on from you, is a goodmorning laugh...
I love this write..hehehe


Happy Holidays to you & yours...


Hugs,
Trixie :)
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Ha, you and your uncle are a trip!! I live in the South where people stop their cars in the middle of the road and carry on loooong conversations then look at you like you're rude if you blow the horn so you can get by!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
I think I met your uncle last night! If he'd of hit me one more time he woulda' had much less hair!
Loved this Ron! Happy Holidays! Lisa
Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Much truth lies within your words; aisles are always blocked. I'm still stuck in the aisle at Wal-Mart as I write this review.
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
LOL! Wonderful humorous sketch and write...Have a great holiday ~Z~
Reviewed by jude forese
LOL! excellent, Ron ...
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
LOL! This was fantastic. Thanks for the laugh. :o)
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
HAHAHA lollololo OH that pic LOL You make me smile always too. Sweetie...

Hugs

Merry Christmas.... Happy Holidays to you and your's.....

Lady Peg
SMOOOOOOOOOCh
xoxoxox
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Sounds like a meeting of a rude dude and a clueless fooless (feminine form of fool). LOL
Best regards,
Leland
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahaha! you always make me smile what a sketch! Wowzer;-) happy holiday'sxoxoxoxoxox
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Another weird and wacky creative offering from our authorsden genius...love it cuzz...
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Your uncle would hate small towns. They yak in the street in their cars......no one is in a hurry. Fun write and sketch :-)
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