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Rufuz...On Etiquette in His Home...
by Ed Matlack

Monday, December 22, 2003

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Rufuz & etiquette, there is a loaded combination...

“RUFUZ…On Etiquette in “His” Home…”


 


#1: I (Rufuz) lives here, you don’t!


#2: If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes,


                stay off the furniture.


#3: Yes, I have some disgusting habits, so do you!


                What’s your point?


#4: OF COURSE I smell like a dog! (geez)


#5: Hey, it’s in my nature to try to sniff your crotch.


        PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO SNIFF MINE!


#6: My daddy loves me more than he does most people,


                        so f*** off…


#7: (This one is from Daddy, so bear with him, okay?)


        “To you he is a dog. To me he’s an adopted son


         who is short, hairy, walks on all fours & doesn’t


        speak clearly.


        I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF  THESE                                THINGS!”


                                                                (Rufuz & ed)


 

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/23/2003
Too adorable, Ed; thanks for sharing! (((HUGS))) and much love, your Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/23/2003
Wonderful sharing of you great sense of humor :-) Happy Holidays!
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