“RUFUZ…On Etiquette in “His” Home…”
#1: I (Rufuz) lives here, you don’t!
#2: If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture.
#3: Yes, I have some disgusting habits, so do you!
What’s your point?
#4: OF COURSE I smell like a dog! (geez)
#5: Hey, it’s in my nature to try to sniff your crotch.
PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO SNIFF MINE!
#6: My daddy loves me more than he does most people,
so f*** off…
#7: (This one is from Daddy, so bear with him, okay?)
“To you he is a dog. To me he’s an adopted son
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours & doesn’t
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THESE THINGS!”
(Rufuz & ed)