AuthorsDen.com   Join Free! | Login    
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Ron Mullinax, iChristina Neely, iFrank Stephenson, iSam Penny, iJudith Mays, iT. Cline, iRichard Rydon, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,742 Titles
· 43,621 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




Featured Book
The WEALTH SECRETS You Must Know Before40 (eBook)
by Jay Onwukwe

Becoming rich requires no miracle and no magic; only the knowledge and application of basic natural Laws, ancient Wisdom, common Secrets, biblical Truths and spiritual Pr..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


Rufuz...On Etiquette in His Home...
by Ed Matlack

Share   Print  Save   Follow
Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Obligatory
•  Parental angst...?
•  Patience...
•  Leased...
•  An old hippie lives here...
           >> View all 5,717

Rufuz & etiquette, there is a loaded combination...

“RUFUZ…On Etiquette in “His” Home…”


 


#1: I (Rufuz) lives here, you don’t!


#2: If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes,


                stay off the furniture.


#3: Yes, I have some disgusting habits, so do you!


                What’s your point?


#4: OF COURSE I smell like a dog! (geez)


#5: Hey, it’s in my nature to try to sniff your crotch.


        PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO SNIFF MINE!


#6: My daddy loves me more than he does most people,


                        so f*** off…


#7: (This one is from Daddy, so bear with him, okay?)


        “To you he is a dog. To me he’s an adopted son


         who is short, hairy, walks on all fours & doesn’t


        speak clearly.


        I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ANY OF  THESE                                THINGS!”


                                                                (Rufuz & ed)


 

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Too adorable, Ed; thanks for sharing! (((HUGS))) and much love, your Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Wonderful sharing of you great sense of humor :-) Happy Holidays!
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  IN WANTS FOR MORE!
  2.  An old hippie lives here...
  3.  The Thrill is Gone
  4.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  5.  I KNEW A MAN
  6.  One of Those Days
  7.  OMG, it's freakin' HOT...
  8.  TMI...?
  9.  Smile, Darn It
  10.  My Good Friday Procedure

This Can't Be Normal by Diana Estill

Observational humor about family relationships, travel, and marriage...  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.