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Finger Lickin' Good, -or- The Best Finger to Use For Nose Pickin'
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

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EWWWWWWWWWWW...!

       “Finger Lickin’ Good…


                        -or-


The Best Finger to Use for Nose Pickin’…”


 


Most use their index finger, I find,


Probably cause of its strength & dexterity,


The pinky finger I use, for mine,


It is able to get into all the nooks & crannies,


And far up the nose, it can get,


Where are usually found,


The big chunks of snot,


Which is more filling for those that eat it,


                    or “sNOT.”


 


Sometimes the index finger, I do use,


Cause more can be picked at once, I muse,


Hey, not to accuse,


But a little warning just to be fair,


If you have long nails,


Keep em’ trimmed,


And be forewarned, you may,


Get a mouthful of nose hair…


 


Ewwwwwwwwwww!


 


                                (ed)


 

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Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 12/23/2003
Ed: Do you have any taboo subjects?LOL!!! This is SNOT one of your best poems. EWWWWWWWWWW Gross.
Susan Sparks
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/23/2003
(((Ed)))

I sure do love you, but this poem is "s'not" about a pleasant subject; but one that many people may engage in! LOL I gotta go and clean out my nose now! (It suddenly feels *NASTY*!!) You are a riot, Ed; you can write about anything, even gross or disGUSTing things, and make it sound completely off the wall and funny!

Keep on writing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/23/2003
(((ed)))

LOL ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is right but o, so funny

'scuse me, gotta go pick my nose *sNOT* LOL

you're a mess...some writers write about ANYthing LOL

keep writing, ed!

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
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