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Mandatory Metallica"
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

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Damn guy that wrote this is high again, glad he doesn't live upstairs or like that, LOL!

“MANDATORY METALLICA”


 


Hard to believe,


But this writer does really seem,


To greatly enjoy the metal sound,


Of Metallica, as far as I for now, deem.


 


Some head-banging music every now and then,


Can jiggle the brain enough to allow,


More new poems to fall out, but rather slow,


So bear with me as I try to get myself into the flow,


 


If I were to use the music,


To get myself into the flow,


I may, in fact, get into the blood flow, out of my ears,


As it’s deafening, cranking that heavy metal, in here.


 


Hey, I found some Morrison,


Jim Morrison was so high all the time,


I like that about him most,


I wonder why?


And he did rhyme,


As he was a great revolutionary poet,


In his own right…


 


But am off the subject,


That’s what happens when one gets high,


I guess I should let out a large sigh,


    Here,…siiiiiggggghhhhh!


But, to be honest I get my best ideas for writes,


While buzzing to Morrison or Metal, both make me feel just right,


Okay, damn, it’s getting, oh damn, I mean time to go, geez it’s bright…


                             *PEACE, ED*


    


 

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Reviewed by Gary Gebert 12/23/2003
Hysterical!

Gary
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