AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  J.J. Snow, iG. Roscoe, iLiana Margiva, iandrea coltman, iDelma Luben, ialex canton-dutari, iDoug Boren, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,653 Titles
· 42,950 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Ma's precious little accident...
  2.  Halloween is Coming!
  3.  Pop-Ups
  4.  Did ya ever have a bad week...?
  5.  Dog's World
  6.  Somebody Blinked
  7.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  8.  Addicted...
  9.  Tits
  10.  Crack of Dawn...
  11.  A Guitar
  12.  Dear Santa...
  13.  Missed again...
  14.  Kostro, the Dirtiest Man Alive...
  15.  Turnkey Day
  16.  It's All About Timing
  17.  Valentine's Day
  18.  The Spanx
  19.  Dillbert Pickle
  20.  ...as cracks go...



Reflux from the other END...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, December 27, 2003

Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Blue...
•  Soulmates from Mother Ocean...
•  My red hot sexy baby...
•  Conversations with the self...
•  Internet Explorer took a crap...
           >> View all 5,628

May not be so humorous if you are the one afflicted with this malady...LOL!

(THIS IDEA CAME FROM A REVIEW LEFT BY ANOTHER AUTHOR FOR MY LITTLE DIDDY,                                     “DAMN ACID REFLUX”…THANK YOU, DAN)


 


REFLUX FROM THE “OTHER” END…


 


Imagine if you will,


How so majorly ill,


One would be to have acid reflux,


From the opposite end of the “guts”?


 


To put out acid from the butt,


May be called “butt flux”,


Or “ass flux” or “flux from the poop shute”,


I think however that shute would not be the right word,


As it would come out so fast,


Maybe “shoot” would show better,


            To the last.


 


Okay, so I have some weird ideas,


But this one didn’t totally come from me,


Blame that other author for a bit of what you see,


The idea itself came from the review,


That he so laughingly posted,


And if you don’t get a laugh from this poem,


Perhaps it is because you are afflicted,


With that malady as we discuss,


  Called “POOP SHOOT FLUX”!


 


I think it is only prudent,


That a doctor be called in to help,


Put an end to the problem with your end…


And yes, dear reader, this is the very.................END!


                                                                     (ed)


 

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/27/2003
(((ed)))

poor ed's got the squirts now??? bless your heart! that's not funny...very painful, i hear

you can laugh at your pain and misery--good on you! :) i laugh at my pain every *ow* day *OW*--they say laughter's good for whatever ails you

(((HUGS))) and hope you feel better, SOON

love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/27/2003
oh, dear...this sounds a mite painful, and i wouldn't want to have it! noooooo....hopefully i WON'T get this! that'd be just fine with me, thankuverymuch....LOL hope you feel better soon, ed! :( (((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn.
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.