I SAVED DADDY FROM DROWNING…
Daddy and I were on the beach,
Nothing different from normal,
I love the birds,
And it is a place I can just drop my turds.
Anyway, Dad went into swim,
He was all the way up to his knees,
He called me in too, so I tested the waters,
I guess he was doing to me,
What Mommy calls a tease,
Cause he seemed to be in too deep.
I let him think I was the one too deep,
I stopped moving and stared up at him,
“Daddy I don’t know how to swim!”
Well, he scooped me up in his arms,
And carried me to shore,
I did this so as to lure,
Him in so he didn’t drown.
I know I am a hero,
But don’t tell Dad,
As he thinks he did the hero thing for me,
What a funny guy he is, heehee!