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Books
· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story


Short Stories
· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able


Articles
· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}


Poetry
· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

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News
· Featured in Creative Thinkers International!

· Second Appearance in Leann Marshall's Sketch Notes

· New Appearance in The Yarn Spinner

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy Featured at Creative Thinkers Intnl

· Poem to Appear in Sketchbook

· Poems to Appear in Sensations' 21st Century Issue

· In Richard Lee King's The Price of Freedom

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  Connecting Cells {or Not}
by Phyllis Jean Green
Saturday, January 03, 2004


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Hope you appreciate this bit of cell phone humor. Maybe one of these days I will calm down enough to write about voice mail. . .then see if I can get it past the censors:).
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Black Holes lie in wait.
(Suck, as the case might be.)
Signs say it is far too late.
But letís hope they forget you and me.

Light will probably win at the end
Of a series of tunnels, we have been told.
But with all these freaking bumps and bends,
Who cares if light means a carful of gold?

Anyway, cell phone carriers cornered the rights
to all the above.   Excuse me while I....eeeeeeeyiiiiiiiiiiIII....


(c) Phyllis Jean Green  (January, 2004)

The Moonwort Review


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Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader)
lol...i think this is a sentiment shared by many
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Hey Pea!
I smiled at your humor the instant I got to the second line. Gotta luv ya. Sure do miss ya 'round here!

Hugs!
Tami
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL good write.
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