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T Shirt From Hell...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, January 03, 2004

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I thought it to be kinda cute, but another thought it to be kinda stupid...suffice to say, I lost...



Been told the above t shirt was made in hell,

That is basically why I think,

It was so easy to sell,

To a dope like me,

Who just had to tell,

The world about something so small & infantile,

Well that last word there almost rhymed,

If only I could just spell…


Every time they did that t shirt sell,

There was this big loud bell,

Notifying the world to be nearby,

To see who next bought the shirt, “oh do tell”!


Guess I had had too much muscatel,

The day I allowed the self to be talked into this sell,

Suffice to say, it was observed by my other half,

With all the enthusiasm of an unexploded bombshell.


She thought it rude and abusive,

And so I had to agree lest I be sent to hell,

The shirt is now used to wax the car,

But forever do I have a picture to keep,

And now so do you so any rumors you can dispel…


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/4/2004

LOL i agree--you are too much

i've seen worse things on t-shirts...wear it proud :)

(((HUGS))) and love,


funny, funny write--BRAVA, dear friend :)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/4/2004
I dare you to wear it LOL.
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 1/4/2004
Hahahahahahaha You are toooooo much Ed....its amazing the things they put on these shirts....funny funny write....hope your car is enjoying it...LOL...floria
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/4/2004
This was so funny! Excellent Ed!

Reviewed by Divinity 11 1/3/2004
that is so funny, dammit, if the women of the house aren't the word of god
there's hell to pay
that's great ed


Reviewed by Tami Ryan 1/3/2004
LMAO. Sounds like this T-shirt would make a great rag with which to wax the car!
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