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  I have licence to kill.
by Peter J. Oszmann
Sunday, January 04, 2004


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I learned my poetry when I was six,


At age sixty-six I gave it a fix.


Switching to English from Hungarian,


My words became very pedestrian.


Once upon a time they used to have glow


They now just crawl about; travelling slow.


I write my poetry just to kill time,


I kill the language, the meter and rhyme.


Murdering the language gives me a thrill,


I’m a dentist; I have licence to kill!


 


 


© P. J. Oszmann (2004)


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Reviewed by Claywoman 1/6/2004
You also have a license to amuse us who follow you with joy in our hearts!
Reviewed by jude forese 1/5/2004
very cool, humorous write ...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/4/2004
HAHAHA! Love this write, Peter!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/4/2004
(((peter)))

LOL--enjoyed

but not too fond of dentists :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/4/2004
LOL I loved this one. Thanks for the smile. You should see what I do with the english langague ......and it is my language!
Reviewed by Divinity 11 1/4/2004
AHAHAHHA
verry witty,
i really like it

i prefer to write humorous too
jessica
aka
gypsie
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/4/2004
Ha ha...I thought this was great, loved it!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 1/4/2004
He he he this is humorous but also serious...I too love the kill! ;O)
Excellant writing Peter!
Happy new Year
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/4/2004
Love this, Peter! English can do that to a person. And I'm glad I don't have a toothache right now!!
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