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What Will It Take?
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

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Everyone have a Wondrous, Prosperous, New Year. Art by me.

What will it take?
Humiliate me with your stunning evil eyes
Shoot me down with your raving tongue
Point that finger into my skull, shake it well

Boot my ass you hate and love so much
Bite my lips until my blood sucks you up
Cut into my skin with your razor sharp nails

Pull my hair out for your voodoo doll
Blow your death wish into my nostrils
Squeeze the life out of my groin

Now will you make that chocolate cake?

Ron Axelson


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Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/8/2004

Reviewed by Susan Cook-Jahme 1/7/2004
Goodness Ron LOL :0)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/7/2004
I've heard of obsessive addictions Ron but... Anyway, a good laugh here. Thank you. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 1/7/2004
Ok, let me get this straight. You will put up with any kind of treatment for a piece of chocolate cake? I know a few women I can introduce you Great poetic lunacy here Ron. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 1/6/2004
Hee hee, I was waiting for 'Beat me, whip me and make me write hot checks' LOL This is a funny! ;) Happy New Year and Thanks for all of your support.

Love, Janet xoxoxo
Reviewed by jude forese 1/6/2004
you always got to go through a little pain to get a lot of pleasure ;)

great stuff, Ron ;)
Reviewed by Sandra Corona 1/6/2004
In my house there's always something sweet for a treat--chocolate candy, carmel corn, brownies, etc., or fruit (I love apples and pears). If we're out of what anyone wants, the guys just write it on the board and I make it. Simplicity works wonders and I so HATE arguments ... which don't do a BODY good :)!
Cute write though :)!
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 1/6/2004
LOL!! Awwww I'll bake you one Ron.
I make a mean Devils Food Cake.

Great poem.....and very cute sketch....Ouch! Those nails look blardy painful.

ty, Dani
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 1/5/2004
You're too funny.
I love the sketch of Dani. Wow. Absolutely awesome.
I'm anxious to check out your website.

Reviewed by Connie Washburn (Reader) 1/5/2004
He he he - Why not just make your own cake. Seems like it would be a whole lot easier! Cute poem!
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 1/5/2004 usual wonderful write from you....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Caryn Day-Suarez 1/5/2004
Hey stranger!
Hmmm? I think you'd be getting a chocolate ex-lax cake if that was about me baby! HA! How are ya? Just wanted to say hi and Happy New Year!

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/5/2004
This was so funny Ron, excellent!

Reviewed by Trixie Love 1/5/2004
< < <LOL>>>
Hi Ron,
Thanks for the laugh...
Yummy chocolate cake...
I'll be right

You have such a great sense of humor.

Love it....

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/5/2004

hee hee this is so funny...did she make you that chocolate cake?? LOL

love the write, love the sketch, and love you (((ron)))


karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/5/2004
funny write, sketchman; you are too much! you crack me up! *gasping with laughter here* (((HUGS))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D love you, sketchman!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 1/5/2004
Hahahahaah you have got me falling off my chair laughing again...and me here with a bad cold and fever LOL...ron I wouldnt want HER cake..LOL..go buy one...its your pic and links up...did you get my email?..take care...floria
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 1/5/2004
I will! Come over and grab some :-)
Reviewed by Linda Hill 1/5/2004
Love the art and the verses
I also love CHOCOLATE!!!

Yf, *Linda*
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta 1/5/2004
Boy, that is rough sex my man! lol
Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader) 1/5/2004
Reviewed by Divinity 11 1/4/2004
we must have the same addiction---chocolate

i love your sketches

i just realized i wasn't tracking you, so here goes
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott 1/4/2004
LOL all of that for a cake? Wonderful humor to start the year right..Best wishes Ron ~Z~
Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader) 1/4/2004
I REALLY like the SKETCH and the VERSES!

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 1/4/2004
LOL OK but only if I can have 3/4 of it.
so funny, Ron
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 1/4/2004
YOU crack ME UP!...bon appetite...sweet cuzz...
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/4/2004
LOL,hope the cake was worth it...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/4/2004
Okay!! okay okay!! I'll do it!!

But don't you come and complain your belt is too tight again!!

Wonderful humor Ronny!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/4/2004
LOL! loved the poem and sketch :-) XXOO
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 1/4/2004
Reviewed by Nancy D. 1/4/2004
I know when I read something that you write a smile appears on my face. Thank you for bringing the humor side of life out.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/4/2004
You are too much, Sir! Things Chocoholics will do to get their fix is mind-boggling! Love the sketch, too.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/4/2004
hahahahaha Ron you are sooooo...kewl really funny, sketch is mahvelus hon;-)LOL!!!xoxoxoxoxo
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/4/2004
Hahahaha!...Ron, you are just way tooooo funny!

Wonderful art and delightful poem indeed!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

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