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Taste Test
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because my son asked me...."mom, if you eat a pickle, it will kill you?" because of our great dislike of pickles

"If you eat a pickle, it will kill you"
Is not really entirely true
But knowing all my tastebuds
I think, I'd rather eat a shoe.

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Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader) 1/7/2004
I love pickles, but can see how they bring a tear to the eye of many !!
Reviewed by A PAX 1/7/2004
pickles have incredible power
u look like your kissing something sour
But they have such a unique taste
i suck them dry, not a drop to waste
i love um
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/5/2004
Ha ha this was so funny, I love pickles!

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 1/5/2004
Well, I happen to love pickles, but...I can relate to this cos I happen to really hate peas. Great poem. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/5/2004
I'll trade you a half-eaten leather shoe my dog left under the bed for a nice fresh pickle!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/5/2004
This pickle did tickle my chuckle muscles, nice fun write..
Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader) 1/5/2004
Thanks for another laugh today!
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 1/5/2004
My worst veggie is Brussels sprouts. Yuck and double-yuck!
Reviewed by Sandy Knauer 1/5/2004
Cute! I love the picture.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/5/2004

especially if they're jack in the box pickles...i call 'em "pukeles" LOL the GROSSEST things i've ever tasted...and i like pickles...usually

LOL--funny write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/5/2004
LOL me, too, jessica, but the pickles at beefer's and at mcdonald's are good (and that is saying a LOT because as a rule, i HATE pickles! LOL); i'll also eat the pickles at burger king; but only in small doses; am not much of a pickle fan! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your pickle-hatin' texas friend, karen lynn. :D

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