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Cat Burglary
by Divinity 11 11

Monday, January 05, 2004

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"Where were you, night of July 25th,
When the sky was dark and blue,
During the mysterious disappearance
Of one awful and worn out shoe?

What were you doing(Possibly shoe-ing?)
During these frightening times?
I'll give you a break, not be so rough
IF you tell me your partner in crime.

Where is the shoe, you old bag of fleas?
In the park, under the bed, on the roof?
Well, what do you have to say for yourself?"


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Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon 1/8/2004
What a hardened criminal! I have a shoe eating cat that gives me the same (sorta) innocent reply to my questions about my shoely whereabouts. LOL...great poem. ;) Silver
Reviewed by Simon Thurlow (Reader) 1/7/2004
How does a dog commit cat burglary ? Now there's a conundrum
Reviewed by Michael Morash (Reader) 1/7/2004

Outstanding! You have a magical emagination!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/6/2004
Great answer!
Reviewed by Paul Berube 1/6/2004
Jessica, a classic answer. (lol)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 1/5/2004
Creative gem...excellent!!!
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 1/5/2004
This it too cute, Jessica! snicker, snicker...
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/5/2004
Hee, hee, dogs do love a shoe chew. Cute little sketch jessica.
Love your humor......
Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader) 1/5/2004
ANOTHER creative and excellent write.
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader) 1/5/2004
And they look atcha with those sad puppy eyes crying out for sympathy...makes you wanna hug 'em...or throw 'em out into the yard, or something...

Nice write! BTW, your message board doesn't work. If you'd like, I'd like to keep in touch.
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