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Still Gotta Pick my my rubber room,
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

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Without the use of my fingers, what oh what shall I do? LOL enjoy

Still Gotta Pick my Nose…in my rubber room,


When in my special jacket,

The one I wear when in my rubber room,

I have this one problem,

That of picking my nose,

Can’t do it with a broom,

Cause I will have splinters,

In my nose all to soon,

Can’t ask the little men in the white jackets,

They are as repulsed as you are reading this poem.


So instead of my fingers, I have to use what’s free,

That of my toes & they are much better than any tree,

No more splinters to worry about,

But I find it hard to get my head down to my toes,

So to my nose, I bring my toes,

And use whichever one I can,

Stick it right in there and scratch,

And take what I can get,

No matter the size or shape,

Just so I can keep picking my nose,

And what a workout this gives my toes…




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Reviewed by Divinity 11 1/6/2004

look what ive started!


maybe that's what causes warts between the toes

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/6/2004
I agree - this is a witty nutty wittle wite!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/6/2004
Ed, this is NUTZ! But this is awfully funny! LOL You are a MESS!

GROSS OUT funny; but I agree with writing would have had a better effect...LOL And I am "SNOT" kidding!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/6/2004

you're crazy...but i love you and your insane sense of humor LOL

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww gross but o, so funny

shoulda wrote this in green ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :) *still LOL*
Reviewed by Lynn Barry 1/6/2004
Be careful of athlete's foot in your crack me up...
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 1/6/2004
HAHAHAHAHA I am going to be afraid to say anything to you from now on.....LOL....this is too much......:) floria
Reviewed by Scott Zachary 1/6/2004
That's hilarious, Ed!

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