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· To "Mom's" Family -- With Love

· Road Warrior Cries the Blues

· Life's Comedy - Or How Not to Catch a Snake

· Ruff Work

· Plagiarism in an Online Community

· I'm Not All Liberal

· How Many Terrorists Does it Take...

· A Letter to Mankind

· Tax Cuts - A Simple Lesson In Economics

· What Is An American?

· A Line in the Sand

· Unfunny God

· Standing By

· To love . . .

· Give Me Strength

· No Place Like Love

· Climbing Silence Hill

· The Wolfy Pack

· Circling the Work Wagon

· Advance -fee Fraud aka Nigerian Letter Scam

· The Obama Generation

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  Writer's Block
by Sara Coslett
Tuesday, January 06, 2004

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How to put a square writer’s block into a round hole

One, take block and align centered over hole.

Two, with a sharp pencil draw a mark where the block intersects the hole in eight places.

Three, take a knife or saw and whittle away the corners of the block part of the way down.

Four, insert octagonal portion of the block into hole until you cannot push anymore.

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Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/7/2004
ha ha...this was great!

Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa 1/7/2004
LOL!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

Vesna ....:)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/7/2004
This might be good therapy. Thanks for sharing it. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by Larry Skahill 1/7/2004
I can practically smell the vodka on this one
I love it
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 1/7/2004
I go for the vodka cure.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/6/2004
I would use a jig saw, or power saw..
I know the feeling.......
Have a Great, Prosperous, New Year!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/6/2004
I felt like I was watching wood-making shows on the TV. Great description.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/6/2004
Dynamite and Duct Tape will fix anything.
Reviewed by Sue Hess 1/6/2004
my hands would be such a bloody mess, writing would be impossible. +
Reviewed by Jackie Brooks 1/6/2004
I can't saw straight! I think maybe E.W. Richardson's method might be easier, try writing with your other hand, he reckons it stimulates different parts of the brain!! Jackie <> <
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 1/6/2004
I liked this piece, very amusing...
God Bless
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/6/2004
Take a dubble vodka Sara!!

That might give you a!!

Love Tinka

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  2. Mysterious Love

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