DRIVING WITHOUT INTELLIGENCE…
Cut me off, again, they did,
Just like that of a kid,
On his first driving day gig.
Oops I missed my exit,
Can’t turn around,
For I have no idea as to where I am bound,
In the end I know where I want to be,
But if I get lost, I will never get there, can’t you see?
Have to stay in the center land of traffic,
I should have taken a train,
Or possibly would have been better off on a plane,
Then if I get lost, someone else I can blame.
Maryland drivers are all DWI,
I have no idea as to why,
Oh, DWI, you ask?
What does it mean?
Well I would have thought it would be clear,
That of the name of this poem,
DWI equals Driving Without Intelligence, okay dear?
So take my advice and stay away from Maryland,
Driving there can be so dangerous,
Unless of course, you have this wish to self-destruct…