Don’t be Scared, Dad, this is my Play Mode…by Rufuz
Sorry Dad, if I scared ya’ on the beach,
But when ya’ tried to grab me with your long reach,
I just kinda hunkered down, kinda like a bow,
But it is what I do when I want to play with you, oh wow.
But I guess by now you understand that,
As you do it back to me and call me fat,
Trying to get me mad at you, you can’t,
Cause I love you more and more with each passing day,
And no one else can ever say,
That, here I lie, or is it lay?
I really do enjoy wrestling with you,
Especially when you wear those thick leathery gloves,
They make it so much easier to grab you with my teeth,
Rather than trying to grab you somewhere else or underneath…