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Leysa Lowery

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Office Ooze
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Be careful, don’t venture out too far
In the murky waters of Office Politics.
Sharks swim here who love to spar
With those naive of office rules and antics.

There’s the queen, holding court;
Sycophants crowding 'round her desk.
But beware of her offered support,
Her goals are dubious, Kafkaesque.

He’s the Romeo, attractive, courtly.
His compliments will charm, fill your head.
Beware or you will find out shortly
He tells all of his conquests in bed.

Don’t cuss or talk of your neighbor
When the office moralist is near.
Miss Goody Two Shoes does abhor
Those who are not like her -- austere.

The party kids can be entertaining,
Fun for lifting a brew at the gin mill.
But their drinking can be quite draining
If you’re the one always left with the bill!

The Office Know-It-All knows it all --
Or as least that's what she will say.
She tells (and retells) "facts" not worth recall
And adds, "Well, we've always done it this way!"


 


The fast tracker has the brownest nose
For he cares only about climbing the chain.
He’ll run over you if you get too close --
It’s best to simply stay out of his lane.

Spy-girl watches from the corner, certain and sure
That there’s a conspiracy plot underway ...
She finds “facts” in comments so obscure
That she should be working for the CIA.


There’s others, too numerous for me to describe
Who swim in this same office cesspool
If you would like to share your stories – transcribe!
Tell me of the sharks you know from work and school.

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Good description of the "life" there and good advice as well. Thank you, Leysa. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Ha ha...This was great, I loved it, you describe it so well!!!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Hey I worked there! Great write.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Fantastic! So few of us write humor I never pass one up.. this is just wonderful! I especially loved the "spy-girl" character.. What you have done here is not only fun to read, with its great rhyme and rhythm, but you have shamelessly and accurately written truths we can all relate to. Can't you just see some of the head-scratching, wondering "hmmmm.. am I in there somewhere?" (grin) Your sense of playfulness is truly refreshing. I love it! katy.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Wait a minute - did you work in my office??!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Interesting write Leysa!!

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