IíM GONNA DIE A VIRGINÖ(from the paws of Rufuz)
Dad is really great and I love him no end,
But how am I gonna get me a bitch in heat?
If Dad wonít let me bark at the other dogs,
Or even go up and sniff them, so I can meet.
I canít even watch Mom & Dad have ďfunĒ,
They shut the door and tell me to go lay down,
All I get to do is to listen to the sound,
Panting and heavy breathing is all I hear,
Not also, very clear.
Maybe Duchess could come over and see me,
Or maybe Kady & I could make some bacon, hehe,
Donít you all get what I am saying here, donít you see?
I need to get my first piece of tail,
From then on, everything will be okay,
I must not herein fail!
Daddy, I love ya, but you gotta let me do this,
You gotta let me get my first piece of a Miss,
I promise I wonít ever again ask, for anything like thisÖ