Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Hugh McCracken, iRoxanne Howe-Murphy, iMark Seltman, iAmy Sellers, iWayne Anderson, iCarl David, icarlton davis, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,668 Titles
· 43,072 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Gary's Ghostly Bar & Grill
  2.  Lines
  3.  Friday The 13th
  4.  What is it with women...?
  5.  Karma Cafe
  6.  Halloween is Coming!
  7.  Ah, Shucks
  8.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  9.  A Cool Guy
  10.  The Spanx
  11.  Bobby Banana
  12.  My Ass Is Grass
  13.  Somebody Blinked
  14.  Smile, Darn It
  15.  The Know It All
  16.  An expose' of the Pines Devil...
  17.  It's All About Timing
  18.  Dillbert Pickle
  19.  A Guitar
  20.  Nuts

Seems I have run into a Snare...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, January 17, 2004

Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  A Southern Gentleman...
•  Springs Snow...
•  As usual I am just TOO fucking stupid...
•  What is it with women...?
•  FIRST day of SPRING
           >> View all 5,643

Another one of those days where my creative juices have frozen, must be the cold of late...

SEEMS Iíve RUN into a SNARE,


Hey, donít you stare,

Just cause Iíve run into a snare,

So what if my brain,

Has gone down the drain,

And any smarts,

That was there,

Has fallen apartÖ


No inspiration, have I,

No desire, not even from the sky,

Seems to me, the best I can do today,

Is sit back, relax, & at the tube stare,

Or for that matter, just bake me a pie.


Oh sure, there you go again, staring,

Just as if I had just taken a loud fart,

I hope, if that is the case, that the smell,

Does stink you out & as it does you fell,

Being taken out on a cartÖ


Ok, let me get done this short piece of dribble,

It didnít take too long for me to this, scribble,

So brains I must have left upstairs,

Just at the moment they seem to feel like,

So much kibbleÖ



Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 1/17/2004
Blame it on the dog.
Best regards,
Reviewed by Trixie Love 1/17/2004
Make mine a coconut cream
Might as well put the coffee on too...
I'll be right over

Trixie :)
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 1/17/2004
Ah...but this is have much more than Kibble in this also have some funny bits.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/17/2004
Or for that matter, just bake me a pie.

Dutch apple, please - to go!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/17/2004 can write about the silliest things and make it sound good! LOL funny write; truly enjoyed! this write is a gas! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/17/2004

no inspiration??? can write about ANYTHING and make it sound good.

(((HUGS))) and love,

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/17/2004
Some days the inspirations comes from the farts :-)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 1/17/2004
Heeeheee! Long as you don't fart too loud, or you'll wake up the dead too! Hahah! Love this.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.