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Snot
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, January 17, 2004

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Did ya ever think sometimes that it was just not worth even getting out of bed...?

        “SNOT”


 


Understandably, this is “snot” the cleanest subject,


But better to discuss this than duties involving the rear,


although, that should come eventually, just “snot” in the future near,


for now, we are discussing “snot”,


the stuff from the nose,


Green in color, jelly like in texture,


and no taste for the most part,


less blood does come out with it, then near…


 


have discussed a similar subject in the past,


But with my lack of subject matter of late,


I find a renewal of this subject is past date…


 


when it comes out in big chunks, oh so much better a meal,


than when it comes out in semi-liquid form,


but either way, to some it is disgusting,


to others a way of life,


either to pick the nose,


beat the wife,


scratch the balls,


or while answering the call,


scratch the rear hole, but that is another story,


One that will surely come to light dilatorily…


 


                                                (ed)


 


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Debra Conklin 1/18/2004
Great and I haven't even had breakfast yet.
Debbie
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 1/17/2004
Away goes my breakfast in bin:))
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