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Seeing Things a Bit Brighter
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

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So nice to take a verbal poop, almost as good as sex...LOL

SEEING THINGS A BIT BRIGHTER…


 


After ranting and raving,


Also a little bit of craving,


I find myself seeing things a bit brighter,


Rather than in red, blue is the color of choice,


But of course AD won't allow the color on site,


Also seems almost a bit more moist, don’t ya think?


 


Apologies are put forth for my recent barrage,


Must have come up from the distant reaches of my inner garage,


And tore for some folks of foreign background a new poop shute,


But is better for me to have done so, or I would have been bitchy more than usual,


Interesting wording, poop shute, its almost kinda cute…


 


Tried to make something to eat, but it tasted awful,


Learned my lesson, buying food at the dollar store,


Never again on that score…


Not even would Rufuz eat it, glad I didn’t just force it down,


I might have been flat on my back tomorrow,


Making funny intestinal sounds…


 


Well, I think, here I will stop,


As my fusillade of extremely angry rants and raves,


Have done for me, what a good poop would do,


Cleaned me out and makes me feel new...


 


Almost, I say ALMOST, better than sex…


                                                                        (ed)


 


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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader) 1/22/2004
Always need to look on the brighter side . . . rants & raves are sometimes considered "Chicken Soup" for the soul . . . b
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/21/2004
(((ed)))

"poop chute" now THAT's a new one LOL

keep advancing ever forward :) this is great

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. *keep looking for the sunny side*
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