SCRATCH MY PITS, DAD…
When Rufuz lays on his back or side,
He raises his paws & expects me to scratch,
The area that he seems to feel, are his pits,
Initially I found this disgusting, really IS the pits,
As he does not do it back to me, and I can even sit for it,
But still, I get to do it for him, but no reciprocation from him.
Well, isn’t that just so freakin’ rude?
I mean I gotta scratch him there,
Even around his prick,
But do you think he will take care of mine?
No way, just kinda backs away when asked,
I mean I just lay there in my bed, with my legs spread,
Sort of like I was basking,
But he just looks at me like a stupid dog,
And I know he isn’t that, not at all, he is so fine…
Or maybe he is smarter than I give him credit for?
Knows that if he rubs me just right, I may give up,
A fart of tremendous proportions,
Oh well, I guess it can’t hurt to try to get my pup,
To massage my pits too, but fat chance it will get done…
Not so stupid after all is he…