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Scratch my Pits, Dad...
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, January 21, 2004

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Sure, he gets his scratched, but me...?

SCRATCH MY PITS, DAD…


 


When Rufuz lays on his back or side,


He raises his paws & expects me to scratch,


The area that he seems to feel, are his pits,


Initially I found this disgusting, really IS the pits,


As he does not do it back to me, and I can even sit for it,


But still, I get to do it for him, but no reciprocation from him.


Well, isn’t that just so freakin’ rude?


 


I mean I gotta scratch him there,


Even around his prick,


But do you think he will take care of mine?


No way, just kinda backs away when asked,


I mean I just lay there in my bed, with my legs spread,


Sort of like I was basking,


But he just looks at me like a stupid dog,


And I know he isn’t that, not at all, he is so fine…


 


Or maybe he is smarter than I give him credit for?


Knows that if he rubs me just right, I may give up,


A fart of tremendous proportions,


Oh well, I guess it can’t hurt to try to get my pup,


To massage my pits too, but fat chance it will get done…


 


Not so stupid after all is he…


 


                                                (ed)


 


 

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/23/2004
this is funny; ed and rufuz, you two really crack me up! thanks for the laugh! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/22/2004
You have just proven how smart Rufuz really is!!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/21/2004
I don't know, Ed. Can you really blame the poor thing? Anyway, thanks for the smiles. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Nancy D. 1/21/2004
Thanks for the laugh tonight, this is good.

Nancy
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