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Handsome Male dog (single) wants to meet bitch in heat...
by Ed Matlack
Friday, January 23, 2004

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Ole Rufuz is getting desperate now, a personal ad, that I had to pay for...LOL

Handsome Male Dog (Rufuz)

         Wants to Meet Bitch in Heat…


Male dog, coloring reddish gold,

Never in a fog, loves the snow & cold,

Only four years old,

Fixed, but don’t let the stop ya, still bold,

Mix, Collie (so considerate &  compassionate)

       Shepard (so strong and handsome)

       Possibly, chow & Akita too,

But don’t let that bother you,

Will make great puppies, some pretty, some strong,

Can’t go to far wrong,

With this mutt, never been a slut, till now…

Call: 555-5555 for more info & we will growl… 




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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/23/2004

you bad boy...are you desperate?? i'm not a bitch, but i'll come visit you and your daddy and mama :)

that pic and this write--AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW may you get many responses and one fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine mama dog :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

auntie karla. :)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 1/23/2004
Hahahahaaha....gosh neighbors one...I'll send her over...NO NO NO....just kidding.....see Ed..what you have me doing here...Humor is so contagious...I love this..she is a cutie pie...floria
Reviewed by P. Michaels 1/23/2004
Oh, he's really cute. I'm sure there must some sweet collie out who'd just love to meet him. But how can there be puppies if he's been fixed. LOL
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 1/23/2004
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....
And add the same for Dan Summerfield's reply!!!
What a dog.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/23/2004

who could NOT resist such an adorable face like THAT??

delightful write! always happy to hear from the Rufster!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 1/23/2004
LOL loved this!! Enjoyed reading the other reviewers too. Thanks for the morning laugh :-)
Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader) 1/23/2004
Ed, have you tried Craig's List?
Reviewed by Helga Ross 1/23/2004
I wish I had a bitch which could oblige!
Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader) 1/23/2004
Ad Response:

Neutered female loves your sleepy eyes,

Big Boy. Strapped around my thighs

We would make the perfect couple

Unless, of course, we couldn't uncouple.

In that case have your master standing by,

with a pail of water somewhere nearby.

One thing does worry me though.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/23/2004
Please post picture. Many 'dogs' read AD posts, too!!
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