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Software expert Ray Brown is plunged into a life-or-death contest with PeaceMaker, a deadly artificial intelligence that has infected most of the world's computing device..  
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11 Months of Shopping Days till Christmas...
by Ed Matlack

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You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, as Christmas is on its way! No don't, at me, SHOUT!

Just getting over the holiday rush?
No more are you overheated and flush?
Did "they" get all they wanted and such?
       Christmas is fast approaching,
            11 months and counting,

Yes, yes, I hear all you out there tell me to,




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Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL!!! Thanks for the morning smile.....opps I should say noon :-)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
You silly thing.. !! I hate to tell you this, Ed, but if you're hearing "hush" from out here, you're only hearing the polite ones! LOL. Oh, my god.. DUCK! some of them have rotten tomatoes and their aimed at you! Actually, I'm thrilled to see humor around here.. not enough of it, methinks. Your subject matter is cheeky, always a good thing. Good job. katy xox.
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