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Hope all here are fine. I'm just being a little silly tonight. Anyone can share their meanings of. DO THE CHALLENGE!

If you loan me the money, I promise to pay you back.
...Kiss your money goodbye

I do care
...If my gas tank is full and I have $200.00 in cash spending money.

Where are you going honey
...Where in the hell do you think your going?

Go ahead and buy yourself a new riding lawn mower.
...but where in the hell is my new bedroom suite?

Are you going out with the boys?
...The hell you say!

I did clean the house
...When are you going to hire a maid, you bastard.

...How in the hell does he always know?

What is going to be good for supper tonight?
...If a no answer, youíll be lucky to get supper.

I have a headache.
...Sex is only for making babies.

I only watch one soap opera..
...You only miss all the commercials during all the soap operas.

Goodnight donít let the bed bugs bite.
...I hope your bed turns into an alligator and swallows your sorry ass whole.

© 1/26/04
Ron Axelson

thesketchman Means...sketches

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Reviewed by Lori Moore
Thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Well. That clears up a few misunderstandings from my past. Thank you, Ron. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by Rodd Jokre
haha... Loved how it worked...

Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
YOUR SENSE OF humor is commendable!
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra
LOL!!! Excellent write. And here in The Netherlands you sure need to have your gas tank full... you're paying a fortune for that stuff here ;-)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Enjoyed and learned much....BHUWAN
Reviewed by L M (Reader)
LOL great write and sketch...
Reviewed by William Bonilla
kool and excellen write ....Ron
loved this one

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Ron, this is sooooo very funny! I enjoyed it. ;) Silver

PS: Thank you for reading and commenting My Beef. ;)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL...means "you'll never see it, buster!" LOL

I'M TIRED...means "of you" LOL


some more gems for your challenge--hope you enjoyed my humble contributions to your most excellent list :)

(((HUGS))) and love you and your write and sketch

you da man :)

karla. :)
Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)
Well Ron, Ah,hahahaha this is totally hilarious!
Thank you, I needed this today;-)

Fantastic art and a wonderful challenge!

Love, Sheila

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Ron, Ron Ron...
You're the man....hehehe

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

This is HILARIOUS; thanks for the giggle! I really needed to see this; thanks for the smiles, my friend!


(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Oh my, I am laughing so hard here, this was wonderful Ron, I needed a smile today, thank you,

Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
lol Great challenge! Something funny to do on this bitter cold day thats fun! This was so cute and the pickled dancers adorable!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Wonderful morning laughs :-) Thanks. I'll have to give some thought to this challenge :-) Haven't had my morning coffee yet.
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
you are not are dilly...dancing dill pickles...only you...this is brilliant..cuzz it is...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Excellent, Ron!

Only in our house, I say, "I did clean the house," and my wife says, "You did a wonderful job, too, why would you ever want to hire a maid?"
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
This is wonderful, from the off I burst out laughing
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Hahahaha! This is cute, Ron! I never knew our words have so many meanings. Heeeheee! Great picture too!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster
LOL...well you were definitely in a mood when writing this one, but Ron honey, not all women are alike....some of us just smile and humour you.....LOL Have a great week...and love the dancing pickles - reminds me of a story I once wrote...woooohooooo!!!!!

I'll have to check with the boss....
Meaning...didn't really wanna go anyway, so this way I can blame it on her, and the guys will never know the difference - DUH!

Lurve ya sweetie....hugs, Trish.
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Oh Ron! Guys are just too hard on women. You don't 'really' believe all those nasty little inuendos, do ya?
Well come to think of it..sometimes when we're like having a really bad day, we might get a bit snappy and irritable..but deep down on the most part you fellows know we aren't like that at all. (yeah right)!
Loved this are one funny man! Lisa
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
I think this is kinda a cry out for!!

I think I know this all to well...ask for one thing and get the backhand....dooof in the face!!

But I must admit I did see the funny side too......just me being negative I guess!!

Take care dear Ronny!!

Love You....Tinky!!
Reviewed by jan nunn (Reader)
:)) these tickle :))
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Ron you da husband;-)always so funny...what a sketch;-)LOL sm0o0o0o0och!hehehe
Reviewed by Jim Compton (Reader)
I had a friend whose wife once asked "Honey, do these pants make my ass look big?" He replied "No dear, your ass make those pants look big"

He now lives above a garage somewhere.
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Ron, you are too funny, and that means you better do more DAMN IT! :)
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Oh my god, Ron... I laughed my bum off the whole way through the read. And Yikes, I was just about to go to bed. This wasn't personal, was it? (still laughing...) ~Tami
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE YOU GO AGAIN...and right before make me laugh so hard.....
"I did clean the house
Means...When are you going to hire a maid, you bastard." didn't get her a maid yet?...LOL...this is tooo funny...I love your poetry...but....sometimes I just love these things...thanks your email....((smiles)) floria
Reviewed by Jeff Mason
This is awesomely funny; almost worth a CHALLENGE! If anybody's up to it, why not write other "Meanings of..." , since I'm sure we have plenty. -- Jeff
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