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A Senior Lament
by Londis Carpenter

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

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If pills were made square and not round

There would be less of them on the ground.
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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/30/2004
hmmm...interesting thought, londis! but boy, would it ever hurt going down! OW! PAIN LINES! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

cute poem!
Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader) 1/30/2004
Yes! Like the coins my seven year old son keeps finding under the supermarket shelves, that the storekeepers keep letting him keep, so that I keep telling him....'oh don't do it! It's not polite! Get up off the floor!'.... But how can I convince a child that this seeming endless supply of pocket money is impolite?.... They need to start making coins square...!!!
Reviewed by P. Michaels 1/29/2004
But they'd hurt when we swallowed them, and we don't want any more aches and pains.
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 1/29/2004
Ha ha...I loved this, so true!!

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 1/29/2004
"A Senior Lament"... You said it right...

10:03 GMT... Good morning, Poets!

Congratulations for Your new Book!

I hope You sell a million copies of "SKETCHES OF LIFE"

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/28/2004
So true...roll over!!

Love Tinka
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