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Gonna Smoke that Magic Herb...
by Ed Matlack

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May be fantasy for the reader of this my most recent work, but for the queen of the nerds,it will invoke fear with only the words...



Going to smoke that magic herb,

That will help me to curb,

The effects of the Evil & Diabolical nerds,

Away from this chosen one so angelically perturbed.

But a warning to the queen of these nerds,

As I have sprinkled my yard with turds,

Of unknown origin & in unknown locations,

As to ward off your constant incantations…


So you should realize here, that my vocation,

Is that of the warlock of weird,

And while I may look to be at home,

I am actually on vacation on Olympus with the gods,

Summoning up my personal power,

To vanquish your two demons of the nerd,

So that you and I may come together & fight,

And we will do so during the night,

As that is when I am the most powerful, & you,

Are at your most vulnerable after midnight, so true !


If the above you cannot read due to problems with sight,

all the better as you will have no will then to fight,

or warning even from your minions as to the power of night…





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Reviewed by Michael Charles Messineo
Ed, Don't bogart that poem my friend, pass it over to me. As I bring back memories of the 60's to intertwine into my poems, It seems you have brought along a few other things yourself. You always entertain.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Are those turds smooth or chunky? Evil nerd minions like 'em on toast.

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