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Broom, Mop, or Plunger?
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

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Hi all. I love those witches. Art by me.



The witches have cooled off until another day
It's been told; they have to watch what they say.
Their words must be posted the AD way.

Eileen witch said, " Trish have you ever thought of flying on a mop instead of a broom?"
Trish witch said, "who in the devil let you out of your room? You might as well fly on a plunger, you loon."

Eileen thought, that would be a great idea, to fly on a plunger.
As I fly so high in the clouds, I can unstop some thunder.

I can also stop Trickster in her flight when I feel mean.
I will make my flying plunger so fine, and Trish, she will turn green.

So Eileen lit a candle, and started to work on her elite flying plunger handle.

Eileen will be the talk of the fraternity
She'll go down supremely for eternity

The day came and Eileen was ready to fly
Eileen asked Trish to come along for a flight, and Trish asked, "why?"

So the girls met at the warlock hanger
Eileen noticed that Trish did go ahead and make herself a flying mop.
Eileen spewed, "dang her!"

Trish noticed Ellen's flying plunger; shouting, I'm going to put you under.

They decided to have a race, but guess who, came in first place?


2/1/04
Copyright
Ron Axelson


No brooms today

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Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 3/21/2004
I never understood why witches flew around on brooms anyhow.
Delightful sketch as well as poem.
Reviewed by Divinity 11 3/4/2004
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

THAT IS SO FUNNY

What a hilarious picture! You warped and twisted fool, you!

Jessica
aka
gypsie
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/6/2004
Good humor cleverly expressed. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/6/2004
(((((ron)))))

i know who won, YOU did, with this winning write--congratulations, this is a scream (pun intended) LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, your friend, karla. :) :)
Reviewed by evan horetsky 2/6/2004
HAHA, hilarious work,
So the witches are getting the ad rating...
extremely funny picture, I enjoyed this

Evan
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 2/6/2004
This was so funny and wonderful to read Ron, love it!!

Reindeer
Reviewed by Trixie Love 2/5/2004
LOL...
Ron, You're something else....hehehe

Fantastic!!!!

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra 2/5/2004
Smooches for you, my friend! Well done.
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 2/4/2004
LOL!!!! I've missed your great poems...they always bring on the smiles, and giggles!
Reviewed by andrea coltman 2/4/2004
This was very funny...love the sketch and the words...thank you best wishes andrea
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 2/3/2004
Ron, I love these cute poems. theyre so entertaining
Reviewed by jan nunn (Reader) 2/3/2004
:)))) love your humour ..just what was needed after a serious day :)) thanks
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 2/3/2004
funny piece sketch. enjoyed the read. G
Reviewed by William Bonilla 2/3/2004
Kool and funny ...Ron
excellent enjoyed

William
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 2/3/2004
HAHAHAHAHA! LOL! Ron, you are so creative. This was hilarious!!!!!!

Gosh! Thank you! You've managed to put a smile on my face this morning.

I guess now Both Eileen and Trish are equally flying high; they will both be equally talented witches.

Love to you all,

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 2/3/2004
Excellent write. Love it and the sketch...even lurve...the OLD witch too....that would be the dark haired one! LOL
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish 2/3/2004
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


I LOVE THE SKETCH BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY A TIE TOO.
SSSSSSSSMMMMMOOOTTCCHHHH
P.S.
Thanks for cheering me up.
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 2/3/2004
LOL....enjoyed much!!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/2/2004
LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/2/2004
This is hiLARious, Sketchman! Thanks for sharing your wit and charm with us here at the Den; the Den is a brighter place because of people like yourself!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

(Katydid killed both Karla and me; did you see that?? Darned ol' northern lights....)
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta 2/2/2004
LOL You have a great sense of humor! Fantastic and funny sketch too! Come see my latest painting and poem?
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 2/2/2004
I love this stuff, a good laugh is priceless and you are talented at providing them!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/2/2004
Please clear the runway and keep your eyes on the Warlock Hanger, Ladies and Gents!

I think they should both use plungers!!

Good stuff, Ron!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 2/2/2004
warlock hanger?--HAHAHAHAH No one can get me out of a slump like you Ron....this is too funny...fantastic sketch...I will never look at a plunger again without thinking of this poem...and those 2 witches....and You....LOL.....warlock hanger?.....sooooo funny....floria
Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader) 2/1/2004
"You might as well fly on a plunger, you loon" ... Ah,hahahaha

Truly wonderful poetry Ron, and your sketch is fantastic!

Thank you for the laugh;-)
Love, Sheila
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 2/1/2004
Witch do you think:) bloody funny is this..
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 2/1/2004
SMILEs U are so sweet...
Thisnis wonderful love that sketch

Lady peg
Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader) 2/1/2004
very clever..very witty..thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter 2/1/2004
Ron, Eileen and Trish
It's exchanges like this that make the Den so very special
to me. Love Vicky
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/1/2004
Ronny this sketch made me almost pee in my pants laughing......O dear me I tink you must write the
Gossip" part on my balloon ride for me......lets "Gossip" about them witches........hehehehehehehehe

Love you you are a special Artist!!

You have the obility to make me laugh!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/1/2004
LOL! thanks for my laugh this evening! Great write and sketch!
Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 2/1/2004
Very clever and very funny.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/1/2004
Ronnie Rat, wait til I get a hold of you;-)just kidding, this is hilarious, the whole thing. That sketch...hahahahahahah tooooooo much!

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