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Poetry in Lotion...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

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Gotta recycle if we wish to live on this earth forever...

Poetry in lotion…


 


we must do our level best,


to recycle all that we can, no jest,


lotion is the topic tonight,


as to recycle it, seems to me right.


 


let us figure a way to do so,


from the hand & the body,


And don’t forget the sensual lotion,


used to stimulate so great.


 


once on the body, how will we recycle?


I guess just scrape it off with a Popsicle stick,


after use,


it will appear like juice,


and make it easier to remove just in the nick.


 


Bet the federal government will finance a study,


to better learn how to remove lotion so it doesn’t appear muddy,


not that I know of it doing so, but who knows,


our wonderful government does finance a lot of worthless endeavors.


 


so when they hear of the recycle of lotion,


they will jump at the chance,


to make for me a grant,


so I can hire here an understudy,


and take the money,


and a vacation to figure out the problem, no recant,


could take months or years to solve,


but I will get back to you, not to worry,


for as with any government study, we will be in no hurry…


 


                                                                                                            (ed)


 


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