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They're After You...
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, February 04, 2004

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For friend Kate, be cautious, be very cautious...

They’re after you…


poor kate, I think you ought to be forewarned,

the two respective governments of the u.s. & Canada,

are pooling their resources and are after your butt,

I tried to tell them you were not a slut,

but for some reason they felt you were,

a slut of a “cereal” killer, I hope you concur…


you got the fbi, the cia, the dea,  and even triple a,

after you now, so you better watch out,

and while you may just think so, just don’t doubt,

that all these agencies are also working with,

those men in red and mounted on horses, in your great country,

are also using leads and DNA to find you at your worst…


if I were you, I would lay low for the time being,

or at your door you will be hearing a ringing,

of your door bell and they will then be screaming,

this is the police & all the others mentioned above,

we have come for Kate, the “cereal” killer,

and you will not have any chance to escape,

unless, that is, you can wear that of an avengers cape,

explain to them you are an avenging angel, they will believe,

right up to the time and including the moment they lock you up,

in your own rubber room with a jacket that zips in the back...


Hey maybe you can get one adjoining mine,

we can play football and baseball and mahjong all day long,

and talk about the most amazing things,

till they come for you with their needles and torturous devices,

after that, we won’t talk as you will be hardly able to walk…


looking forward to seeing you at the asylum…                (ed)


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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader) 2/7/2004
Yes--every time I hear a siren, I wonder if they found me yet. b
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/6/2004

this is too funny--great job! :) love kate's comments LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/4/2004
Good slave for giving me the warning and I did drop by Susan's, and say hello, on my way to my next killing. The mounties are coming! Yes!!! they are so delicious! Get ahold of the other slaves......I might need some protection while I continue my killing spree.
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 2/4/2004
Hey Ed: You and I are thinking along the same lines as far as old Katidid goes. Read my poem, "Kate Clifford--The Cereal Killer."
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