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unabashed balderdash!
by Katy L Walsvik

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Auntie depressant is coming to visit,
Bringing her neighbor (who's really a pill).
We'll smile for a while, drinking lots of hot tea,
Then we'll drive to the jail and free Will.

Missed her potato head, baked in a pie.
Flour was blooming, the mustard was dry.
We cooked goose all day, the breading was wry.
Dinner was served by a Ms. Taken Lie.




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Reviewed by Carmel Victor
This poem is really witty. I like it.
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
LOL and they all gazed at the moon with Seymore Heine

Katy, this is so clever!
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Katy. You tookall my favorite cleches and turned them upside down and inside out. You are the best of the best. I so do hope you'll be published some day and that I can be the proud owner of one of your signned tombs. Move over Mother Goose...A lady named Katy is in town.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Katydid, I am withered by your literary onslaught. I think this one is my new favorite.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I like balderdashers who are haberdashers cuz they have such dashing rugs. Laughed all the way to the keyboard, Katy.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Dear Katy:
This is so darn cute my grin is frozen to my face. Now see what you've done!
Love ya,
Leland
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
Very creative Katy! loved this!

Reindeer
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
You always make me smile, such wry humor! You are wonderful with subtle satire.
Reviewed by Patrick Talty
This is a noodle-nodding, smile-spreading brand of balderdash! Loved it! Made me hear its voice whispering: "Hey, turn me into a novelty song!" Know any good song writers, katy? If so, ask 'em to reward these words with a melody. (I'm serious about that!)
Reviewed by Jeff Mason
This is just Aresome! -- Jeff
Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)
Funny....but for soda I usually buy polar....
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
clever write, katy; enjoyed~!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
Now Katy... those that are lost reading this just havent found whats so obvious, your choice of both humour and your gift for making one smile, this is a smiley poem and very wry but the best ones usualy are, this is up there with the best ones...take care...Mark x
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
This is incredibly creative. It brought a big smile to my face.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Katy, I knew it, I knew it, you people up in the cold artic northlands do drugs to keep you warm or is it brandy & Jack Daniels...I love playin' with words, as you have done here...very fun, Peace, Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Wonderful word play - love this!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Well written Katy!!

Inlight me please I am lost...why?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Your cleverness knows no bounds Katy!
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it this morning!
Reviewed by jude forese
very cunning word play ...
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
Cute! And I love the word balderdash. For me it ranks up there with my favorite, lollygagging! :))
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
HAHAAHAHAHA Katie I am printing this out and framing it...LOL..this was marvelous...simply marverlous...floria
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Go gett'em Katy! Lisa
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
The breading is, indeed, wry, Katy! Wonderfully penned!
Reviewed by George Carroll
Very clever verse. Well done.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Whoa be to those who do not heed this cryptic pie.

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