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unabashed balderdash!
by Katy L Walsvik

Sunday, February 08, 2004

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Auntie depressant is coming to visit,
Bringing her neighbor (who's really a pill).
We'll smile for a while, drinking lots of hot tea,
Then we'll drive to the jail and free Will.

Missed her potato head, baked in a pie.
Flour was blooming, the mustard was dry.
We cooked goose all day, the breading was wry.
Dinner was served by a Ms. Taken Lie.




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Reviewed by Carmel Victor 2/28/2004
This poem is really witty. I like it.
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 2/9/2004
LOL and they all gazed at the moon with Seymore Heine

Katy, this is so clever!
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 2/9/2004
Katy. You tookall my favorite cleches and turned them upside down and inside out. You are the best of the best. I so do hope you'll be published some day and that I can be the proud owner of one of your signned tombs. Move over Mother Goose...A lady named Katy is in town.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 2/9/2004
Katydid, I am withered by your literary onslaught. I think this one is my new favorite.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/9/2004
I like balderdashers who are haberdashers cuz they have such dashing rugs. Laughed all the way to the keyboard, Katy.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 2/9/2004
Dear Katy:
This is so darn cute my grin is frozen to my face. Now see what you've done!
Love ya,
Leland
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 2/9/2004
Very creative Katy! loved this!

Reindeer
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 2/9/2004
You always make me smile, such wry humor! You are wonderful with subtle satire.
Reviewed by Patrick Talty 2/8/2004
This is a noodle-nodding, smile-spreading brand of balderdash! Loved it! Made me hear its voice whispering: "Hey, turn me into a novelty song!" Know any good song writers, katy? If so, ask 'em to reward these words with a melody. (I'm serious about that!)
Reviewed by Jeff Mason 2/8/2004
This is just Aresome! -- Jeff
Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader) 2/8/2004
Funny....but for soda I usually buy polar....
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/8/2004
clever write, katy; enjoyed~!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 2/8/2004
Now Katy... those that are lost reading this just havent found whats so obvious, your choice of both humour and your gift for making one smile, this is a smiley poem and very wry but the best ones usualy are, this is up there with the best ones...take care...Mark x
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 2/8/2004
This is incredibly creative. It brought a big smile to my face.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/8/2004
Katy, I knew it, I knew it, you people up in the cold artic northlands do drugs to keep you warm or is it brandy & Jack Daniels...I love playin' with words, as you have done here...very fun, Peace, Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 2/8/2004
Wonderful word play - love this!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/8/2004
Well written Katy!!

Inlight me please I am lost...why?

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/8/2004
Your cleverness knows no bounds Katy!
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it this morning!
Reviewed by jude forese 2/8/2004
very cunning word play ...
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle 2/8/2004
Cute! And I love the word balderdash. For me it ranks up there with my favorite, lollygagging! :))
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 2/8/2004
HAHAAHAHAHA Katie I am printing this out and framing it...LOL..this was marvelous...simply marverlous...floria
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 2/8/2004
Go gett'em Katy! Lisa
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/8/2004
The breading is, indeed, wry, Katy! Wonderfully penned!
Reviewed by George Carroll 2/8/2004
Very clever verse. Well done.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 2/8/2004
Whoa be to those who do not heed this cryptic pie.
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