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Haiku...DOG (response to Karla's Cat haiku)
by Ed Matlack

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Dogs have feelings too, and they have statements to be made, as follows:


                  Woooooof, woof woof, ruff,

                   Ruffff, ruffers, wooooof,

                   Whine, whine, ruff, woof...



As Rufuz' dad I feel it is my duty to translate this, but as it is not very nice towards members of the feline variety, I feel it is not my place to say things that I hav e only heard in a bar room... suffice it to say, Karla, you're in Rufuz' doghouse... (ed) 

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Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/10/2004
Seems like you're being a little ruff on cats to me.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/10/2004
(((Ed and Rufuz)))

This is absolutely hiLARious! Interesting point of view from everyone's favorite Den canine, our Rufuz! Good one, Rufuz; you tell her! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

I am sorry, but I am inclined to side with you and Rufuz; poor Rufie got his itter bitter feelin's hurt by his Auntie Karla! Shame! I shall have to reprimend her for that....LOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/10/2004
(((Ed and Rufuz)))

please forgive me...i just posted my 700th poem, "Haiku: Dog" as tribute to all good dogs everywhere, and dedicated it to you.

this is hysterical...i'm ROTFLM*O

i understood every whine and bark LOL

(forgive me???) adore this, and y'all

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

thank you for the smiles on my face :)
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader) 2/10/2004
Don't you think you're being a little too "ruff" on cats?

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